How much you want to bet the "steak" was any cut of beef at all, regardless of cost or quality?

That's exactly what he is into, he's a tory, he just doesn't like to share

Or maybe what he's repressively entirely fascinated with....

"Penetration by any object 'associated with violence'"

Like the English didn't practically INVENT spanking/caning porn.

We will never retire. Lots of us will never be able to own a home. Might as well live large and enjoy life while we can. I plan on owing more than my estate is worth when I die dropping dead of a heart attack from working until I'm 70 no doubt, why do this you may ask?

Reports are out that city of Tampa officials have asked that the Palins find a new location for their family reunion next year.

The Bengals fans in question were given a hefty fine for this assault, but fortunately they were given an oppurtunity to work off their debt by selling beer at Raymond James Stadium.

Pfft. If its not Divine Twine its shit!

The wagon version with the LT1 please.

my mom's terrible collie used to do that it. It was terrifying. I'm not sure how official the term is, but my family called it a FRAP (frenetic random activity period).

Happy Holidays Pops! Make the most of your day off.

Fluid milk sales in the developed world have been declining for decades, but sales of cheese, yogurt and whey powder are skyrocketing.

When I see this I have to fight the urge to start slapping people.

And it scored it's first and only podium at the hardest and most epic race of them all, the Safari Rally (2001):

OMG SO MUCH YES, OBLIGATORY C7 HATCH FILLED PHOTOS:

This person is my new hero.

But they CAN carry stuff: https://www.google.com/search?q=miata…

You'd go to punch it and he'd just give you his little meme-ass look and you'd melt, not throwing the punch at all. Be real. Think it through.

I would like to order 10,000 lightnesses please!