What do you want to bet that the dealership's owner considers this a violation of his religious liberty?

1/1 car in the USA= 100% recall rate

They produce around 15 cars per year so roughly 6.7%. The company celebrated it's 100th car in 2013.

Truth. Let's focus back up there where we learn that women only orgasm 30% of the time. Perhaps we need to fix that before we try to converge orgasms.

Simultaneous orgasms are cool for sure, but it only happens occasionally. It seems like making that the goal would be inviting frustration.

I've never liked Ferrari. They've never had a sense of humor and were always too high-and-mighty.

That is freaking GORGEOUS. French Racing blue with the french flag tricolor stripes. This is how cars looks and sound in my dreams. Mmmmm

Ferrari's should be BLUE

Getting the explosives, the containment box, the plastic wrap for the food, the detonation equipment, all the other supporting aparatus, and making this work looks way more efficient than putting food through a juicer.

So just to be clear, here's the situation: we have two Formula 1 race cars driving around the most challenging track in the sport, reaching triple-digit speeds, racing neck-and-neck alongside other vehicles,with $300,000 diamonds strapped to their nose cone.

Thank you for sharing your wisdom with us!

I DO NOT INHALE THE REEFERS YOUNG MAN

I can't decide if the super unhip "I don't take marijuana" phrasing is an argument for his innocence or for his agent's skill in drafting subtly effective emails.

You're not cool Greg. Please correct this portion of your story.

My issue with it is more and more stupidity on the road. People are becoming much worse drivers because cars are becoming safer. You're not putting yourself at nearly as significant of a risk as you were say 30 years ago. Most drivers might get hurt, but it probably won't kill them.

I require my employees to take a vacation. The work we do is stressing and those idiots don't seem to know how to take vacations. *shakes head*

What's wrong? That's how I drive on Gran Turismo...

I feel kind of dirty doing this again...but it's genuinely something I believe in and people really should stay alert about these things (the FDA issued a recall for Bravo! cat and dog foods less than a week ago) - sign up for alerts about FDA recalls of pet food at safekibble.com.

This would've been me if I had tried to put my cat on my shoulders and go for a hike...