It's sort of like if there was a sport that had you build a ship in a bottle with glue and tweezers, and then blow it up. All while being timed.

Exactly, this is why this story really tears me up. I can only imagine how desperate the woman must have been to leave her kids in the car but at the same time she left her young children in the car...in Arizona! One part of me wants to smack her - so to speak - and the other part wants to give her a hug.

There is no aspect of the story that is not heartbreaking: this woman epitomizes how difficult it is to claw your way out of crippling poverty and the many "damned if you do, damned if you don't" choices one has to make in doing so. Her children were in real danger. Very real, very serious danger, and that should not…

I have always felt a strong and emotional connection to members of the LGBTQ community. It was actually a huge disappointment for me, when I came of age and realized that I was sexually attracted to men. So when my sister came out, Ithought, Thank God, someone in this family can truly represent my passions and…

Let her approach you slowly and sniff your hand to become comfortable with you. Remember, lesbians are startled by loud noises and sudden movements.

Per the advice given here, I back away thusly when encountering a lesbian:

That's saying alot considering Mercedes's own rear ends don't look all that hot.

Cadillac Cien, from The Island. A glorious future it would have been, too.

This, and only this:

We all know what color the assailant was in your mind.

My trick for airplane wine is just to drink the first 3 glasses as quickly as possible. It has the added effect of enhancing the in-flight meal, movie, and cockpit announcements, too!

Another trick for any cheaper wine. Have something very high in fat, even if it's a pat of butter. Coats your mouth and therefore makes tasting water soluble things harder.

This is also a good trick at a party. Serve appetizers with things such as cream cheese, etc. in them.

D.C. Bro's hobbies should include more league activities. Softball, bocce, beer pong, horseshoes — D.C. Bro is already registered in advance for all of the fun his summer can handle, and he helped design the tshirt. Isn't this a hilarious tshirt? Do you even kickball, bro?

No, but it should. Make it so for the good of Humanity!

Sounds like NC's 911 system gives a crap as much as Washington's does, about road safety.

Dispatch: "911 where's your emergency?"

I was giving my husband a BJ and suddenly he got the giggles. I look over and here are my 2 cats just staring at me. Yes, I fuck in front of my pets because if I keep the door closed, they'll just paw and head butt the door, which ruins sexy times even more. Apparently, not only were my pervy cats watching us, but…

You've never had an enormous don't-touch-me barn cat, like I do. Pretty sure he was Pretty Boy Floyd in a previous life. YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE, COPPER is his permanent internal monologue.

I certainly feel for your mom's cat, but omg. I have laughed about this story for several minutes. Someone came to check on me.