It's sort of like if there was a sport that had you build a ship in a bottle with glue and tweezers, and then blow it up. All while being timed.

"I have an orgasm whenever I sneeze."

Reality is a flat circle.

Exactly, this is why this story really tears me up. I can only imagine how desperate the woman must have been to leave her kids in the car but at the same time she left her young children in the car...in Arizona! One part of me wants to smack her - so to speak - and the other part wants to give her a hug.

There is no aspect of the story that is not heartbreaking: this woman epitomizes how difficult it is to claw your way out of crippling poverty and the many "damned if you do, damned if you don't" choices one has to make in doing so. Her children were in real danger. Very real, very serious danger, and that should not…

I have always felt a strong and emotional connection to members of the LGBTQ community. It was actually a huge disappointment for me, when I came of age and realized that I was sexually attracted to men. So when my sister came out, Ithought, Thank God, someone in this family can truly represent my passions and…

Let her approach you slowly and sniff your hand to become comfortable with you. Remember, lesbians are startled by loud noises and sudden movements.

Per the advice given here, I back away thusly when encountering a lesbian:

That's saying alot considering Mercedes's own rear ends don't look all that hot.

Cadillac Cien, from The Island. A glorious future it would have been, too.

This, and only this:

Fuck yeah I want a cookie!

We all know what color the assailant was in your mind.

The problem, io9, is that you are starting to sound more and more like the fascist gay community who abides no dissent.

My favorite version of that is a story of how the US military moved to remove lead from its ammunition. They found a substitute material that performed better in almost every way and wasn't a poison when left around. As people learned about the change, the "green" bullets were complained about, despite having already…

What are they doing reading Gawker though? It's not like I'm going to read and then comment on Fox News articles. Just doesnt make sense for people to do in their spare time.

My trick for airplane wine is just to drink the first 3 glasses as quickly as possible. It has the added effect of enhancing the in-flight meal, movie, and cockpit announcements, too!

Another trick for any cheaper wine. Have something very high in fat, even if it's a pat of butter. Coats your mouth and therefore makes tasting water soluble things harder.

This is also a good trick at a party. Serve appetizers with things such as cream cheese, etc. in them.

still waiting for windows 96

D.C. Bro's hobbies should include more league activities. Softball, bocce, beer pong, horseshoes — D.C. Bro is already registered in advance for all of the fun his summer can handle, and he helped design the tshirt. Isn't this a hilarious tshirt? Do you even kickball, bro?