plainnottoasted
plainnottoasted
plainnottoasted

No, but it should. Make it so for the good of Humanity!

Wow... a natural born troll..... rare to see them in the wild.... Their troll abilities are so honed and ingrained that they don't even realize their own power.

Sounds like NC's 911 system gives a crap as much as Washington's does, about road safety.

Dispatch: "911 where's your emergency?"

I was giving my husband a BJ and suddenly he got the giggles. I look over and here are my 2 cats just staring at me. Yes, I fuck in front of my pets because if I keep the door closed, they'll just paw and head butt the door, which ruins sexy times even more. Apparently, not only were my pervy cats watching us, but

Reminds me of that time I went horseback riding with boxers.

You've never had an enormous don't-touch-me barn cat, like I do. Pretty sure he was Pretty Boy Floyd in a previous life. YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE, COPPER is his permanent internal monologue.

It doesn't matter if she was doing the speed limit, or going 100 over speed limit. Left lane is for PASSING! It's a universal law. Exists in every single country (different in RHD market of course). Unless there is bumper-to-bumper traffic in every lane or you plan to make a left turn, GET OUT OF THE LEFT LANE!

If you are in the left lane, then by definition you should let others pass. Just because you are going over the limit, it doesnt give you the right to police the roads. .

I'm 6'2" and currently have a new Beetle as a rental, and holy crap does that thing have a lot of headroom. It's definitely with checking out for taller folks.

I certainly feel for your mom's cat, but omg. I have laughed about this story for several minutes. Someone came to check on me.

glue traps should be outlawed. I'm no fan of rats, but I like slow torturous death even less.

We get roof rats in the attic and I just hate killing them soooo much, but if you don't, they poop copiously and breed. We use snap traps and a zapper. The zapper is better but usually only the younger ones will go in. I would never use a glue trap, that is sadism to me. Poison seems like a slow death and can hurt

Oh god. Never heard of a kitten getting onto one. Oh horrible. Horrible. Horrible.
Yes, people who use these deserve their own special brand of hell.

My parents and I once rescued a kitten from a sticky trap. Not only are the atrocious for rodents (and if you don't give a shit, then at least do you really want to listen to an animal slowly suffocate/starve over several days?), but they're very dangerous for nonrodents. I despise them and make snap judgments about

Those sticky traps are particularily awful.

Not not NOT looking at the pictures, but I just feel sorry for the rats. So many traps are so damned inhumane.

Tomorrow will be 5 years since this little ball of fluff came into my life. She had an upper respiratory infection, eye infection, worms and was severely malnourished. I am so thankful for her.

That "someone" is me and my friends. Glad you guys like it :)