plainnottoasted
plainnottoasted
plainnottoasted

“Borrowers get the blame”

The way that poor people crashed the global economy in 2008.

4 runners and Highlanders with Toyota’s “headlights so bright you can see into the futuretmvs folks walking their dogs at 5:30 in the morning.

&*^$** 5mph bumpers.

The one that says that there must be x inches between the top of the engine and the hood (becuase it destroys the lines of a car imo) for pedestrian safety while kill dozer steel bumpers are legal within 500 feet of a public road.

TikTok built a witch hunt machine and doesn’t really give a shit what people do with it. Its users have been trained to follow trending topics, forensically analyze each other’s content, and endlessly iterate and remix”

jesus christ what if a foreign government unleashed something like this on the citizens of one of it

how many of my friends and coworkers have bought either RAV4 or CR-V in the last 3-4 years.”

Our neighbors bought a Rav 4. Then their parents/inlaws bought one, then the neighbor across the street bought one, then the neighbor at the end of the block bought one.

All in the last 12-18 months or so.

Why opt for a massive car if...”

Let me just stop you there, do you even American, bro?

You can get rich working, but acquiring wealth requires manipulation of the tax code.

—plainnottoasted

(I like to imagine I came up with this, likely already thought of by someone both more clever and more wealthy)

...

“Hi-C brand company Minute Maid, has been owned by Coca-Cola.”

Hence the not being sued into oblivion for using a line like “Enjoy ‘beverage adjacent product’”

Good thing it’s not a Specialized, they’d sue you on behalf of Coke just for drill.

I’ll take stuff that you have to wipe off before putting in your mouth for 200" please, Alex.

:|

“Ever put 10 boxes of spaghetti into a two quart bowl? That is what the engine bay looks like.”

I had never seen this until I met my now wife but she had an 83 Accord when we met 20 years ago. I was flabbergasted.

bvhnckjm,b.

Send you arse first into next week”

:D

To be fair, Europeans shouldn’t be breeding any more than the Africans or the Americans, or the Chinese or tbh, let’s take race out of it, people in general.

Over population is burdening the worlds resources, and that doesn’t negate the fact that industry is causing a hell of a lot of damage as well.

“one of these things is not like the others;
one of these things, does not belong;
one of these things is not like the others...”

:D

“one of these things is not like the others;
one of these things, does not belong;
one of these things is not like

Fly Over State: n (american)


TIHI

“Some police officers feel these stops are an effective way to uncover illegal drugs and weapons

So essentially police (and a good % of the public at large) DNGAF about people speeding and running stop signs in your neighborhood.

They only care if they can find drugs or weapons.

God dammit.