Holy cow, is that a 3rd gen Supra or a 2nd gen MR2 behind it.

Losing my patience with these morons. They’re bothering the local gimmick donut shop with that shit. It’s that assclown Alex Jones and his Qfuckwits.

Vacuum? Bah.

Check out this badass relocating a swarm at the end of my driveway a couple years ago.

“has determined “no amount of liquor, wine or beer that is safe for your overall health.”

I was of two minds about going next door to get my 2:00 pint.

That’s it sorted then.

“cross my palm, with tuna”

Good point. I’ve seen lots of what appear to be dumb wrecks, I’ve just never* been involved in one. To be honest, I don’t think we should have to drive ugly,  bloated, cramped vehicles with lousy visibility because people can’t avoid driving over the sidewalk or hitting parked cars.

*Full disclosure: after 30 years of…

Un-scientific poll.  Show of hands anyone who’s been involved in a small overlap crash.

Idk, I forsee a fair amount of happiness in this fella’s immediate future.

Funny how the cops can arrest you if you post a video of yourself speeding, but post a video of someone else driving recklessly and they’re all

“A sweet elderly lady from Los Angeles is sitting on the rocks nearby, telling me dreamily about her son. “Is he your only child?” I ask. “Yes,” she answers. “Do you have a child back in England?” she asks me. No, I say. Her face darkens. “You’d better start,” she says.

“The Muslims are breeding. Soon, they’ll have…

“Please explain me.”
You guys are getting better but ESL always comes out sooner of later.

Fuck you, Ivan.

It was implied that all of these experiences were during age appropriate periods in my life.

I’ve been doing a week long supported road ride for every year for about 10 years now.

Here’s something. I can haul two road bikes, two men, and gear for a week, easily* inside my Mk1 Focus hatch, but it takes work to fit 3 men, 3 road bikes and gear for a week in my buddy’s Silverado 2500 crew cab.


*It does require…

obligatory...

“peaks at 18"

Lol. Having had sex with women in their teens, 20's, 30's, 40's and 50's.

I can assure you that anyone who says a woman’s desirability peaks when she is 18 has had nowhere near enough sex to have a valid opinion on the subject.

Nope. And I’m certainly not the only person who thinks that any Ferrari looks better in black than in red, particularly as you go up the price/performance scale.

(though me and that guy aren’t well received in general motordom)

“the kind of grin you have when something horrific is happening and you don’t know how else to look.”

hahaha, see my comment above.

Back when I was at university; it was crystal and shots of Tequila or Jaeger.

“worked the phone”

jayzus