People are funny. I only answer 1/2 of the calls from people I do know, I do not pick up any call/answer any text from numbers I don’t know.

Young people are funny. “No one makes me do shit!” (except my cellphone, whose every chirp and chortle short triggers a program interrupt forcing immediate response)

^this.

“They’ll have to starve to death”...and they’ll take their last breath thinking a shiftless anchor baby stole their last cookie.

Hiring undocumented workers is illegal. I guarantee you this. If you started tomorrow, jailing anyone found with an undocumented worker in their employ, the jobs would dry up within a week. Economic migration would stop within a month.

It’s like privatizing the profits and socializing the costs, these people are all…

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:( Oh god, awful.

The bad thing is, that spending almost half of my yearly salary on nothing wouldn’t be as bad as living with bedbugs.

haha...arguably.

I can’t even describe how much I hate these fucking christians. I think I’ll ride past PP on my way home and curse the shithead protesters.

Given that it’s easier to find midwest boys high school football games on television than women’s soccer* Your point about the bar is valid.

*I don’t actually know about women’s soccer, but some of the euro GP motorsports events that I like get no coverage, but some *&%*# channel down in the 3 or 4 hundreds always…

“nothing but sports ephemera directly delivered to my brain” 

Our business is structured such that order fulfillment and shipping/receiving is on the floor outside of the tech/marketing/admin offices.

Sweet baby J, it was very literally non-stop sports blether out there for several years. 

Fuck Off. How the fuck are we supposed to pay for the god damned space force you tool.

I read this story. “Oh she survived by capturing water in one of the radiator hoses” And I thought okay, this is a good time to remind your loved ones that one does not swerve for anything (possibly moose and maybe...children, if they belong to someone you know) but also yeah whatever.

I swear the very first person I…

Haha.  I used to be a real big fan of Paul and Jimmy’s around the corner.  Are they still there? 

I’ve been saying for years that flooding a country with small arms is a time honored strategy to de-stabilize a government/country; I just couldn’t understand how or who would use the NRA (which is clearly what its doing) to do it.

It now appears that you’d do it in the simplest, most straight forward and cliched way po…

Don’t know about power, but you can get some mighty fine steamed hams downtown.

I’m okay with specialty, weekend, low mileage and track mostly vehicles getting a pass on emissions.

Daily driven appliances should get no such variance (even if you need that one ton dually for the grocery run and little league duty) and a rig that does hundreds of thousands of miles a year should be smogged within…

Rural America values god above science.

They can have babies @ church.

in 1992, I ate some ecstasy and mushrooms one evening, and I crawled up under this freeway bridge over the Columbia river and laid, upside down, looking out along it’s span, absorbing all the late summer heat radiating out of the concrete and feeling the vibration of the traffic going over head.

I had a thought where I…

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There are definitely different levels of dereliction. We’ve had people living around our park now (off and on) for years. Some of them get up early, go to work, come back and are very careful to keep a low profile. Others, well you clearly don’t need me to tell you.

The main difference becomes obvious very quickly,…

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