Drive like everyone else on the road is trying to kill you.

Just stupid.

Ohh! with the little pod-y like flowers? My elementary school had these trees whose flowers smelled like re-dehydrated shimps (like the ones in Cup Noodles) I think that’s what they were.

haha Gross.

Also terribly invasive it would seem.

Omg...I lived in the city for a bit a decade ago. My gf introduced me to pedicures..(which are wonderful) so we were at the shop getting our nails done, and I had to nip out to plug the meter, but I didn’t want to get the shop’s flipflops dirty....well I went out barefoot, didn’t I.

It was as disgusting as it is…

“merge late”

I didn’t say early mergers created traffic backups; I said that early mergers created the situation whereby people from the back got to the front out of turn.

When everyone continues using all available space on the roadway, no one from behind you ever gets in front of you.

I fucking dare you, cuntface.

“slam on the brakes”

How is anyone slamming on the brakes when you’ve got two lanes of stop and go?

And...conversely...drivers who insist that you find shit to listen to. I used to have this gf who drove this big Mercedes....300 class..so maybe not that big. Whenever we’d go places, I’m taking full advantage of what lousy mileage returns in the form of space and comfort.

And she’s after me to find radio stations or…

It’s not even comfortable.

People who merge early are the cause of traffic from behind getting to the front of the queue out of turn. It’s quite their fault for creating the conditions that allow it to happen.

Haha Awesome.

They screwed up the battery of a Fusion hybrid at my wife’s work, to the tune of > $6K.

I couldn’t get $800 bucks for my 18 yo Focus (which runs great for being a rattletrap)... I’m not opposed to electric vehicles on ideological grounds by any means, but my armchair assessment is that by and large, they are going to…

There are winners and losers..but as in the ritualized violence we call competitive sports, the system is designed in such a way that creating losers is a first level requirement for it to function.

If everyone who wanted to work was provided with a paying job the economy would self-immolate.

Needs more carbon fibre.

How many tons of boring trucks and FWD CVT SUV’s for the general public are produced so that a child’s handful of people can have ZR1s, GTs, Veyrons, LFA’s etc?

“Be more like Tesla, they scream! Why can’t you be more like Tesla?..... They don’t even have to reliably produce a product and they make us obscene shit tons of money...

One of my favorite jokes was that business would be awesome if we just didn’t have to worry about dealing with customers, who are fickle and a…

Did I claim somewhere that was the case?

“You can’t have....while wages continue to stagnate.”

Au contraire.

When the market reset comes (and if the Dems don’t happen to be in office to save our ass again) and everyone loses 99% of their net worth, the billionaire still has 10 million dollars worth of boot straps to pull himself up by.

Anybody who discharges their firearms accidentally is an idiot.
Everybody who gets shot by their toddlers is an idiot.
Somebody who’s kid shoots one of their neighbors kids after finding a gun is an idiot.
Nobody thinks they’re the idiot until proven wrong by experience.

Even then, few will admit it publicly.