That is an incredible amount of assumption.

“for awhile”

Ugh...wrestling fans are simultaneously the best and worst fandom ever. I hope his face got right FUCKED by the punches from all those dudes and glad Mr. Hart is okay. 

I dunno, inusually excuse the Queen from social norms. Traditionally monarchs set protocol, not the other way around (within reason or willingness of outside powerful parties to allow such a thing guffaw guffaw).

You’re a good egg. Good eggs all round.

They should make a studio specifically for these stories called “Elseworlds” and just get it over with.

They keep saying this is not in the DCEU but I’m willing to bet if it’s a hit, they’ll say this one inspired the Joker we already got from Leto. Then the Batman standalone will feature three jokers.

*shudders*

“Ha ha ha, I am become Death, ha ha ha, what have I done, ha ha ha.”

Christ, you people must be terrible at parties.

Strange didn’t make Quill do anything, he allows him to be terrible because that terribleness helps in the end, presumably. Quill did it because he *IS* terrible.

*cough*

THE SWORD and Sabaton spring to mind on this one. 

90-99%, said as a dude who loves the album but recognizes an earlier pattern of terrible behavior i myself had exhibited in a relationship i was in when younger. Not terrible, actually, but the markers are there and that's enough.

I recently started owning it, and now I’ve made Smarks of my closest friends who used to make fun of me for it. Wrestling is awesome even if WWE often is a slog to get through but then Batista screams “GIVE ME WHAT I WANT” and the internet gives me shit like this to make it worthwhile:

Bond is usually only 10%, so he only forfeited 10k, no?

Wouldn’t it only be 10000 not 100000 for his bond? Bond due is only 10% is it not?

Burying the fucking lede, mate, bring back the god damned Fashion Files!

Good call on that armor from H:ZD, Cosplayer, as it was my favorite aesthetic in the game (although i always played with the headgear off so i don't remember that part).

You keep spreading this nonsense around and it doesn't make you sound less fucked in the head every time you say it. It just sounds like trying to explain the worst parts of your life like "IT'S FINE, EVERYTHING IS FINE, IF THIS WEREN'T FINE THEN I WOULDN'T BE FINE BUT I AM *TOTALLY* FINE," while sobbing over the…