There is some brilliant historical revisionism and completely missed irony in the commentariat and THAT is why we will lose again. All y'all enjoy fucking us straight to Trump, the Bernie Bros, Clintonites, the lot of you.

So she drops E, sniirts some coke on weekends, and occasionally absconds with someone else’s VD? Better question, STILL who gives a shit?

And yet, it is the same 10% that is discussed in this article as tradition. So, not, not read wrong, read in the proper context. If it is a bonus guven co sistently as a traditi9n upon wins and separate from the 8% regular caddie compensation.

That’s not as compelling as you think. The caddy is paid two ways:

Dude ain’t do shit. Gambino’s manager said they can prove the song was recorded a year before Jase Whosit recorded his song.

It is amazing that you did the exact same thing as the other poster in reverse here and yet you're STILL confident enough to be condescending. Brilliant.

Finally, i am vindicated. I have been telling folks from GOTG1 that i got real off vibes from Chris Pratt, and, thus, that he was the Lesser Pratt.

I had a similar exchange with my ex’s father when, while eating dinner at her parent’s house, she thought it appropes to blurt out that I was bi because she was out virtuing her sister. My own answer to the second point was, “do you promise?” Only it got me kicked out. The food was shit and the wine was cheap anyway.

You are a mad genius. Have your fucking stars.

Yes, but a tabloid that is ostensibly feminist and claims some level of journalism. It is ethically gross to post the content of the letter. Could have just said, “letter was sent to her father, father fed it to tabloids...fin.”

I am legitimately crying. He has brought me much joy through the years and seems a good man to boot. Fuck Cancer. 

Jesus Christ, he’s bringing it up specifically because he knows how terrible it was. Are we really at this point where people can’t talk past mistakes, especially when they show the person completely changed, without questioning the validity of their existence?

A lpt of those “do x for y” things are worked out between the company or companies and the charitable organizations before hand. It’s meant to act like a big ol bake sale, essentially. A benefit on a corporate scale. Yes, all the people and the company COULD just donate directly, but it’s about social engagement AND…

Indeed. Cherry coke is the superior cherry cola, but Pepsi is the superior cola-cola. If I’m slowly killing myself with soda, by all means have it not taste like a nickel dunked in sewage water with an equal amount of sugar melted and poured in, which is all coke tastes like to me.

Ugh, can’t believe I’m about to go here, but...

That was the worst scene, and I include the Pitbull nonsense. The soundtrack of that movie was bananas stupid. I don't get the appeal.

It only bothers you if you want it to bother you. The idea of the uncanny valley is solid, but it isn’t something that MUST bother you. Even if you naturally, automatically feel one way, you have full control over that once it starts.

Oh, imma do that in every sentence I write just in case it bothers someone.

Pretty obvious that isn't what they meant but I understand you're sore from all this shutdown bullshit. 

You’re not getting talked about enough for your beautiful, beautiful screen name. That is some delicious internet wordplay.