So I kind of want to see Andy Samberg and Sandra Oh host everything. Golden Globes, Oscars, bar mitzvahs, whatevs.

If you’re a simpleton, i am sure. 

I fail to see where she has titled this incorrectkky just because general consensus disagrees. It’s not “what everyone thinks is the best” list it’s Cecilia D’Anastasio’s best of list. Being both critic and paid writer, a “best of” and “personal best” are the same thing.

We have some real edgelords here, THAT’S the only connective tissue between Applause and FG, Inc.

In terms he’ll understand, this is like having your golf ball be able to move independently so you make a hole in one every. Time. And yet he still hit over par here.

Potheads with awful families UNITE! ...after a minute, I'm tired.

JJust one wing they were sharing hopefully.

He did the right thing.

“ridiculous conspiracy theory" which has been substantiated but don't let that stop you.

You guys keep going, I’m almost there.

Always make sure they’re dead.

ALWAYS.

It clearly doesn’t bother you that much.

Corporate! It's hilarious. 

Corporate is a gem.

I don’t give a shit how much women want men to enjoy their urine, if i understand what you’re saying as spokesperson for all confident women. Because you seeing on me will absolutely not lead to my pleasure, it will lead to me going “cool, I am done, don’t call me.” If I’m so into it that I pee anywhere around you,…

I mean, maybe he just got REALLY into character. 

Fascinating, but just real quick:

“I added dill, rosemary, and the forgotten souls of long dead infants cast off a mountainside in Ancient Sumeria! You've never had potato salad like mine!"

Yas, it's almost as if people who spend a lot of time on message boards are more interested in bitching and being sarcastic rather than being productive, constructive, or informative. 

Good thing everyone makes terrible potato salad period.