Why are you still employed for writing drivel like this?

Not at all. I use every common mode of transport - driving, transit, cycle, walking, etc. I follow not only the rules but common sense. I would rather shitty and distracted drivers not get licensed in the first place - but that would be unconstitutional, or something.

Because we have to do business with other companies pretty often.

Yeah, I know. It’s mainly the advertising that bugs me. “Oh you’re wandering out of your lane. We have a device for that.” Yeah I have a device too, it’s called my fucking brain. But no, it’s cool to be a hapless fuckwit in our society. Don’t know anything? That’s cool bro, google and your echo chamber of…

Sooo. now is a good time to buy united?

Get that shit out of cars anyway and stop advertising people on the TV being distracted. “Don’t you hate it when you’re lost in a dreamworld singing like a rockstar while driving and then you rear-end a family of 5 doing 70 mph? We do too.”

Done it 20 times before, will do it 20 times again. Never had much of an issue.

Yeah, manure spreaders usualyl use dump-truck type things, slurry (liquid manure) spreaders use enclosed tank thingies.

Not Canada. Quebec.

My pillow looks like g’damn civil war bandage

Science has proven that if your house cat was as large as you, it would kill you.

What happens when it leaks and pollutes our waterways?

You would be surprised how many times I filled my entire truck up going somewhere more than a day with my significant other and our 6 month old (at the time).

You are correct.

Every single motorsport has a potential danger to others. So does rock climbing (hey you could fall on someone), canoeing is a danger to others because if you start drowning someone might try to rescue you.

It’s no big deal when you hit mute instead of last though. Most people, when they mean to hit the button that turns off automatic start/stop but accidentally turn on cruise control or something, it will cause a break in concentration. Sure you will get used to it. But 10+ button / button combinations on a steering…

How many buttons are on the steering wheel?

A seven inch TV in the dash and a hood that cradles pedestrians sounds like bullshit to me.

raptor by default has very soft suspension

Battle NSX.