Operative words here are training and testing.

This is not limited to tractors - if you plant corn, Monsanto owns the patents on the seeds. Farmers can’t keep or recycle left-over seed, and if your neighbor’s seed blows into your field, you get sued.

This is basically what your dumb friends in high school tried to do

I set mine to 100% to hatch the eggs faster!

Hard to tell, but it really looks like the guy at :29 is throwing dirt off the front wheels going around the corner

I hope you pull your fingers out of your ears

Um, what accusations were those? You “ranted” about

There wasn’t any anger in my response. But you really should think about moving to Liberia, South Sudan, or Mongolia.

If you object to supporting those lazy people with your taxes, you could always move to places that don’t do that. Liberia, South Sudan, Mongolia come to mind. There, you could raise your own food, dig wells for your own water, school your own children, and hopefully protect your own land from intruders, all without…

Blade Runner 2 Reveals Imagines the Future of Future Los Angeles Is Pretty Grim

Um, you probably shouldn’t go see it

It’s an extrapolation. Today, the wealthy live in gated enclaves. In The Time Machine, the wealthy live in luxury while the laborers toil away underground. Multiply by another thousand or so to make the gated enclaves off-world habitats, and you’ve just about got Gods in Olympus and poor, suffering mortals living out…

Sorry. did’t see the carpet of invisibility. Just a table and a phone.

So, does a bear shit in the Outback?

gets right in her face and shames the ever-loving shit out of her

Oh, but there’s nothing like a good Butt-Eye Steak, grilled to perfection!

Hey - what’s wrong with that cow’s ass-hair?

Um, what carpet?

A few years back, I was showing a few coworkers how cool Google Now was on my iPhone. One guy downloaded it, then looked puzzled. When I looked, it was nothing like Google Now.

I started to guffaw, but that caused a ruckus and I got confabulated