If the Dems win the presidency it WILL be Biden who is president. Not because he would make a good president, but because he’s a status quo guy. He wont shake things up, and he will keep the corporate and lobby money coming. The people in power in the Democratic party don’t want Bernie or Elizabeth to be president,…

Buying a new electric car when you have a low mileage and perfectly usable gas one is a MASSIVE waste of money.  

Most other democracies hold their leaders accountable, but the US actually believes their leader is infallible.

I love how the right thinks the fact that the left condones abortions excuses all the slimy shit the right does to everyone.

The FBI will likely come for his pew pew long before Beto doesn’t get the Democratic nod.

That’s what happens when the President not only encourages you, but has your back.

Welcome to Pewdiepie, the 4chan of Youtube.

“Hello, my name is Aaron Persky. Have you been charged with rape? I can get you off. No no, not that kind of off, I can’t get you out of trouble.” 

See, now the government is going to have to take his AR-15 away. You can’t threaten to kill someone AND keep your guns; at least in a logical society you can’t.

Biden’s teeth refused to lean any farther to the right and, instead, decided they would break with his face.

I used to work with a guy who vaped inside the car; I wanted to break his eye-sockets. Don’t be that guy. Just because you are not smoking cigs doesn’t mean I want to breathe your exhaled vape-juice.

I am waiting for vape stores IN churches. I think that is a sign of the apocalypse.

People should really use the full ABBR: USSS to avoid this kind of confusion. Though, I will admit, Donald having his own squad of SS soldiers would not surprise me much.

Kojima is on a permanent LSD trip.

They wish is was 1855, that way they would not have to pay any of the black people working for them.

She’s going for the full raccoon look I see.

With all that empty space, I am glad to see it put to use, any use.

This is happening now because the North didn’t execute all the southern leaders for treason after the civil war. America, don’t make that mistake next time.

This. Here in Canada, the right leaning Progressive Conservative party is closer to what the Dems are in the US, than the GOP.  

Wait, Randy Bitchford is into child-porn too? I thought he was just stealing company money.