Don’t do drugs kids, or you may end up like the above.

I was always under the impression that a large part of the female performers made their “real” money as strippers. They would parlay the porn fame into stripping because it paid more.

Why isn’t that car crashed in a ditch on fire?

In America, today... no /s means you are serious. People actually think like this, we cannot just assume that a /s exists anymore.

She can speak English; as long as another woman wrote the speech down for her already.

Porn is the arts... sorta.

The US government of his time put Al Capone is jail for tax evasion; today Trump’s White House would make Al Capone Secretary of the Treasury.

The 2nd amendment passed in 1791, so they fail at that as well.  

HA...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...HA

American police training instructor: “OK, so the moment anything happens, and I mean ANYTHING, pull your gun and start shooting.  Class dismissed, pick up your diplomas at the door.”

per capita: Google is your friend.

“But recent state legislation has removed any requirements on carrying or using a gun around people.”- DA FUQ?

Here’s how this scenario plays out: NK attacks THAAD batteries in the south, the US destroys Pyongyang.  War over.

I was is a terrible car accident as a toddler. I started having seizures when I was about 8 years old. After dozens of doctor visits without any progress, my father took me to a chiropractor who said my neck was out of alignment and was causing my seizures. I started going and went as much a 2 to 3 times a week for a…

Here it is folks, someone has officially used the “President made me do it” defense. Worst timeline indeed.

I agree a second civil war is almost guaranteed now. And I would argue that the country has been in a cold war for years already, just waiting for that one thing that pushes everything over the edge.

But the French Revolution lead to almost 10 strait years of terror in France, and when that was over they ended up with a dictator on the throne by the name of Napoleon.

Republicans CAN’T face an active shooter where they work, because they tend to congregate and the active shooters tend to be them already, so they are too busy shooting black and other minorities.  Fox News is an active shooter safe-zone/motivational network.

Card carrying members, maybe, but how many people agree with the ideology but are not “joiners”? I think this number would be much large... like in the tens of millions.

No one seems to remember they got chased by a FUCKING SUBMARINE in that movie. And they could not outrun it, even though it tops out at a pathetic 65 KPH top speed. Also, Elena > Letty. Bringing Letty back from the dead was Fast’s “Jump the shark” moment, and it’s been a slow death ever since.