Cuff every one of those motherfuckers. NFL stadium security is practically pointless. There’s enough video evidence to bring charges against them all.

I don’t care what color he is, Mr. Jefferson makes one damn fine Santa Claus.

I wonder, with it being all hip and shit for rich conservative white women to point out that they are NOT feminists, if it crossed the press’s mind to ask Ivanka immediately after this asinine proclamation, if she, herself, was a feminist.

Case in point: some angry lunatic responded to a friend’s Trump meme on facebook with an obscenity laced rant about the Clintons and child porn. Lo and behold, this is a thing on the internet that people actually believe? Even if it were true, your first response should be extreme doubt, not blind rage.

Thanks for the tip. A strong bullshit detector would also help a lot of people detect fake news. I don’t know why it’s so atrophied.

Oh, I don’t know about that. The lives of Trump’s core constituency - poor, non-college-educated rural whites, are about to get a whole lot shittier too.

Please suppy. Must see. Tremendous if true. Sad!

If that letter was truly verbatim, or even close to it, I believe Belichick is trolling him.

From this year’s primaries....

Seriously. Even Acorn’s, which I’ve always considered to be almost but not quite worth the price, are a fraction of the cost.

Seriously. Even Acorn’s, which I’ve always considered to be almost but not quite worth the price, are a fraction of…

Yes, but are said shoes this artisanal?

Yes, but are said shoes this artisanal?

The fuck? Don’t these shills know about her insane Karaoke choices???!!!!

I just got a chance to call a guy a “fucking idiot” right to his face after he did the same thing to me yesterday. Glad I’m not the only one who blurts out this angry, unproductive spew when this happens.

It is poorly written and I read it as you did.

THIS is where they put Jordan?! Dude, you do know that the phrase “your own end zone” means the one you’re protecting, right?

I’m so glad I watched the video first, because I laughed non-stop while reading this. Bravo.

There is stuff out there on how to wipe properly. i looked. And learned a lot. http://www.howtowipeyourbutt.com/

If you’re gonna get a pressure cooker, I’d ditch the slow cooker. The pressure cooker does everyting the slow cooker does better and faster. What’s missing from this list is a good try-ply 12-inch stainless-steel skillet, preferably an all-clad.

Yeah, good old Matt Inman. Always droppin’ such righteous knowledge.

I did quite a bit of research on this before buying one. Another major contributor (perhaps the primary contributor) is overuse of detergent. These machines need FAR less (2-3 Tbs) soap than a standard top-load. Even the measurement lines on the high-capacity detergent cups will yield too much soap.. Excess detergent…