That plastic blade is not really good for anything. Use the steel one for pie crust and even pizza dough in the food processor. 

I just got a new food processor and being a nerd I read the whole manual. No, you actually use the cutting blade for pie crust. The plastic blade is apparently for gluten development; this of course means I will probably never use the plastic blade because I already have a dough hook for my kitchenaid.

Same steel blade I use for everything. I imagine if I had a plastic blade I’d use it. I’m using a Ninja with the motor on the top.

Or she’s in the middle of filming in a wig and was on a break

frozen corn > canned corn

WTF is you issue exactly? It’s a small business owner saying that we need a plan to deal with the pandemic so that it is safe to open again. JFC

I fucking adore the first two Tremors movies. The people in those movies actually do smart things and handle the situations they find themselves in pretty well given their circumstances. There’s not many times someone dies doing something that is obviously stupid like in other horror films. And the ways they figure…

My colleagues ask “where are the cats this week” as they usually make rando appearances walking across my desk during meetings, sometimes deciding to take a nap or steal a pencil to play with.

Multiple factors impact levels of covid in communities and and yes, a lot of the diseases that actually cause death are preventable and based on personal choices like eating, smoking, & drinking. Some factors are out of our control like genetics and stress (half out of our control really). Serving sizes and the…

Nike has also made their fitness app completely free.  

Absolutely! I tell friends to get the app and then... buy a cheaper bike... all the time. When I tested, the on-demand classes and instructors were definitely my favorite parts of the Peloton ecosystem. The hardware... *is* beautifully made and high quality... it’s just too expensive for most folks. 

Your first paragraph was always what made me sad about the Snyder movie. Anyone who had not read, but did know about Watchmen probably heard that it was the Greatest Comic Graphic Novel ever. So, seeing the movie which was fine, but you know, not The Greatest Thing Ever would cause those people to think “Huh, I guess…

Don’t forget that there are other options such as 20 year mortgages. We bought our house with a 30 year mortgage. About 6 years later it made sense to refinance and we went with a 20 year mortgage. It was sort of the best of both worlds, because of the lower interest rate the payment was lower, and it also shaved some…

I wonder if some communities will organize socially distant costume parades for the kids to show off their outfits. It could be cute to have them all walk down the middle of the street while neighbors cheered them on or something. 

Unless you’ve surveyed every employee of the particular store at which you are shopping to confirm that they all “enjoy rallying up the carts” and believe it to be “easy, soothing work,” you are an asshole if you don’t put back your cart. I can’t even believe that you would try to both sides something as dumb and…

I read the instructions in the tampon box ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Was the second one the Money Plane episode from HDTGM?

Who hasn’t yelled ‘pizza’s here’ over your shoulder because you don’t need that judgement from the delivery person that the large is just for you?!

As a general rule of thumb I tell everyone even slightly interested in performing a physical activity DO YOGA. Its bloody important to have a flexible body if you want a body that can perform.

I flew in the past two weeks (internationally though, thus much less passengers on board) and it wasn’t half bad at all. The mask wearing for 15+ hours got a bit old eventually. But, I persisted. And tested negative, both before, during and after the trip.