I remember when Qdoba first announced their “guac always free!” deal. When I added up the price of my usual burrito WITH guac, it came to slightly less than what they charge for burritos now. I was like, “right, so now they’re just building the cost of guac into the burrito.” Clever marketing ploy.

I also want to throw in a plug for Girls Gone Strong here, for any ladies out there looking for a solid resource on fitness for women:

“We want to take the focus away from what your body looks like, and on what your body can do,”

Fun tidbit: at my YMCA one morning, there were just two of us using the free weights: some young bro and me. Young bro was doing lateral delt raises with weights that were way too heavy for him — he was grunting LOUDLY and jerking through each rep with terrible form. Meanwhile, I am quietly standing six feet to his…

This reminds me of a funny memory from a not-so-funny time — my dad’s funeral.

Yes. I can deal with twists and reveals and subterfuge as long as it all makes narrative sense in the end. I LOVED Lost right up until the end. It has absolutely no rewatchability for me because a huge number of its “mysteries” went nowhere and it was obvious they had no fucking clue what they were doing the entire…