That's true. I do think that you gotta do what comes with the role. If it was part of my job, I'd kiss whoever and wouldn't care really (at least I think I wouldn't…).

It was funny ONE time, in Luke's birthday episode from season one. It was gimmicky and worked with Phil's fear of clowns, and that it was in fact Eric Stonestreet's real clown persona was cute but it's gotten oh so tired!

Manny has always been my least favorite character, and his becoming increasingly insufferable is the writers showing consistency, at least, I guess?

To be fair, that wasn't Luke's creepiest plot. When he lost his swimsuit in the Australian ocean and got a boner was worse.

Especially the way she immediately got all needy!

It's been stale since season 3.

Are you kidding? Haley probably smokes pot all the time.

They decided to just get a cat instead.

I've loved her ever since her repartee with Elizabeth Banks. "Sorry you couldn't be at the wedding, it was adults only." - "It's ok, I'll just go to your next one."

It's ok, she spends ALL FRICKIN' DAY just baking there, she'll look 50 by the time she's 25.

That's a thing? I've NEVER heard about that before. I gotta turn that into a Cards Against Humanity card!

Wait, what? For real?

Maybe Eric Stonestreet is uncomfortable kissing a man, though… He is straight, after all. (More like Eric Stonestraight, am I right?)

Also, that girl is not cute.

Cam called Mitch sexy once.

Now that's more like it!

You'll be fine, you're not as dumb as you are.

Usually, I have a thing for hot women who happen to be total bitches, but I don't even find her a little attractive…

I can't pinpoint my extreme dislike for Chrissy Teigen exactly, but it's probably because she discusses her sex life openly purely for attention. Her stories don't even have entertainment value. You're part of the mile high club? Why don't you just join Miranda Kerr in the no one cares club…

No, she lost the part to Julie Bowen.