The list keeps getting longer and longer...

I can’t even describe how wonderful this essay makes me feel. And old. I feel very very old.

I’ve said it before, and it’s worth saying again now: There is absolutely nothing that men can do or be — or neglect to do or be — no failing they can have, no emptiness they can embody, that Hollywood will not embrace as heroic.

Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 has a subplot constructed around the pick-up artist concept of “negging.”

Some additions, directed at the more youthful or neophyte among us (and I was one of you, once!):

How could you leave off the biggest piece of etiquette? Don't block the doors. No one gets to have their own spot on the train. Move into the car so that others can get on. When you want to get on a train, allow people to exit first.

Some people do actually think that way. And I assumed that was the whole reasoning behind the whole Los Angeles style of clothing in the first place. "I SPEND A HUGE FUCKING PILE OF MONEY ON THESE TITS, GODDAMMIT— NOW YOU ARE GONNA LOOK AT THEM WHETHER YOU WANT TO OR NOT."

Do you watch regularly? Bc srsly, dancing with the stars is the highlight of my lame adult life. You know, I came into this season really not wanting to like Riker, but he’s won me over. Way to commit, last night, too. As for Rumer, as soon as she said she wanted to be a villain instead of a princess, I fell in love…

Hercules kind of looks like he should be hanging out at coachella, tbqh

I love this because

Don’t know about any musicians, but one of my best friends in college sucked an NBA Player’s dick quite a bit. At first, I had no idea who it was, but I saw the commercial last year with the guy waving the finger saying “HAHA NO NO NOT TODAY!!”, and recognized him and his voice. His name is Dikembe Mutombo and was…

Yep. It was multi colored from what I remember. They also hit the pipe in the limo. Good times. No shame in her game. Quad cities gonna Quad...

As much as I want to believe in the integrity of Method Man, Redman, and the crew, I somehow doubt that someone would just “hang out” “all night” with the Wu Tang Clan.

Steely Dads are everything I hoped they would be and more, somehow.

Ending this with a series of pictures of dads is almost TOO appropriate.

I can't ever hear Steely Dan without thinking of this. I like Steely Dan because I'm a 30 year old woman who is probably also a little bit of a Steely Dad, but they are forever tied to Clementine in my head.

Steely Dan: quintessential Yacht Rock. Two thumbs up!

So if you get a c-section that somehow helps a woman in Africa get one? Is this like those Toms shoes where they donate a pair for every pair that they sell?