When this show has its debut (and it will, right?), who is hosting the live blog? I am so there.

I dunno, it's not necessarily class warfare. I get why people move out of bottom-of-the-barrel school districts.

I laughed so hard I got carbonated soda up my nose.

Yeah! Anteaters unite!

Oh, yes, changing one's name is such a pain in the butt. I didn't change my name because ... well, I like it, and quoth Marlo on "The Wire," "My name is my name."

I'd like to change my name to Zorblox the Destroyer just for kicks. Thanks for the idea.

I am trying to think of ways to spin the trend piece that would feature Childfree Type B's like us ... "Radical Feminists or Sound Sleepers? Trend-Spotters Are Confused.

Alas, "shared responsibility" is not a concept understood by the anti-government morons who caused this whole shutdown mess.

Dennis Richmond was always worth staying up late. No one can ever top his gravitas. I still remember the time he used the words "freak dancing" in a report, and it made my life.

The first thing a person or group does when they realize they need to make big changes is to blame the messenger — in this case, the media. Unless Steubenville is doing something about how their young men treat their young women, their complaints are empty. The care more about their public image than they do the…

Props to this fashion blogger for remembering the hats. You have to have good hats for being incognito.

Seriously. Who does that? These dudes who hate on Skyler refuse to leave their mom's basements, and Skyler reminds them of their moms, I'm betting.

I watched "The Search for the Green River Killer," too! Not twice, but that one was actually pretty good. At first, I thought it was a bad idea to narrate from the point of view of a "composite character," but it was a step above and not pure camp. (Unlike the Lifetime movie on the Craigslist Killer, which switched…

Sure, feminism is complicated, and I agree that it is really easy to make comments from a privileged position.

When I am in the ER, I prefer either a hot toddy for colds or some Fernet-Branca for gastrointestinal distress.

More, please!

True, but too many triangles might impact the show, and I thought that the whole Larry/Piper/Alex thing might get too old too fast. How many times could they have cycled through it? I kind of like that they seem to be embarking on new territory quickly. And, besides, this creates a new fan-fiction niche as people…

Someone (Netflix's PR department? Dunno) went overboard with the Photoshopping in general. The photo shoot seems a little off compared to the shows content because the characters are too stylized for prisoners. For example, I read an interview with the woman who plays Piper, and she said she didn't like that her…

Yeah, I have a shit list that could overflow a toilet, but I believe that revenge is a waste of time. The type of people who commit acts worthy of serious revenge get off when you try to get back at them.

Slap Chop eyes are a major downgrade from Bette Davis eyes.