Maybe a dumb question — but does your food get digested properly when you're in a corset? The women in the catalog look like they don't have enough room to digest a Cheerio, much less a salad.

I recall an episode of "Flavor of Love" in which the winner received a trip to Red Lobster with Flavor Flav.

Can you imagine the pre-coital wordplay that unfolds between sneaky lovers at an Olive Garden? "Oh, you like endless breadsticks? Well, have I got an endless breadstick for you!"

This. Let's ignore Thurston Moore, his side piece, and his new band and focus on the awesomeness that is Kim Gordon.

And let's not forget drunkorexia. It appears to me that many sorority ladies are hooked up to an IV of Bacardi and Diet Coke.

That picture is everything! "Loveline" was my free therapy, and then to find out that the doctor behind that voice was so hot ... I can forgive Dr. Drew anything.

I'm probably not the first to say this in the thread, but it's like Leslie Knope's office, where she has pictures of all the most impressive female leaders.

Ugh. That says a lot about the NRA and its members.

So true about cake and frosting! I always looked at both cupcakes and cakes as vessels for sweet, sweet frosting.

And another thing ... if 90 percent of people are against the NRA's position and want background checks, who is giving so much cash to the NRA so they can pass the cash to Congress? Is it just the gun manufacturers? This is important because, aside from kicking out these lame-asses who voted against background checks,…

Yeah, the outcome of this vote shows how becoming a high-level elected official is just an extended job interview to become a lobbyist.

That photo just made my Monday!

No! I saw the "dark union" of Ozzy and Sharon as a rock. For serious metal fans, this is like your parents getting divorced.

Patti Smith is the only person in the world who has more charisma than Bill Clinton, and that's saying something.

Re: "Ten." You'd be surprised.

I love me some Ativan. I try not to take too much, but I will pop it like candy around certain relatives. (Yes, yes, it is best to avoid the aforementioned relatives, but there are just some times ...)

Protip #2: Don't buy the meat at a grocery outlet. What I saw there did not look good. If you insist, give the meat a good sniff first.

Speaking of surprises, I once found a bottle of Rodney Dangerfield's "No Respect" wine at a grocery outlet in Oakland. It doesn't get better than that.