Please clarify which is correct:

"White person rapping? Now I've seen everything!"

Christ people, the dude is 75, has had a heart attack, and played in the NFL wearing basically one of the toy helmets that come with warning labels saying "Not a real Helmet".

I feel like Action Bronson is one pot roast nacho away from starting a show called Fuck, I'm Dead.

Because apparently I was a messed up little kid, my mom had to hide the pink penicillin for fear I would drink it. I just loved that sickly sweet pink taste.

This does not reflect well on my childhood decision-making skills.

I've always liked Magary, but I'm an FSU fan and this guy here (nick9900) just basically organized every thought I've had since the Winston thing became news a year ago into one nice and neat paragraph. I would like to thank you, sir because this is perfect. I would like to add a couple things. First, Winston has done…

Wouldn't expect an Australian to understand football, or the US criminal justice system. Did you write this article while your were on the piss mate? Fuck off you wanker, no body gives a shit what you say. I could go into what an enormous ass wipe you would look like once the federal title IX investigation comes back…

Right to remain silent. Fifth Amendment. Please read up on those.

How do I watch this? Is it on Hulu? E! Online? I'm one of those people who's real sanctimonious about not having cable so……

They could say the same about us and the revolution?

Oh here go hell come!

Good list, Greg. Some people are bound to disagree with the order, but that's okay. It's not like these are set in stone.

Kudos to the guy at 1:32 who walks through the whole thing without losing a drop of beer.

Riley Cooper: [Wipes Off Blackface]

Im not sure i know what endorsments he has turned down. he did however sign a deal with Visa prior to the draft. He did get a couple of sacks against the browns, which were a dumpster fire if you watched the game, they managed 90 yards of total offense, one interception and one touchdown in the first half. Also he…

Do we really expect men to EVER stop looking at our bodies? Why all the upset? Look away, just make sure, men, that you don't make me feel uncomfortable, or something might happen to you.

Bourbon is the good looking 35 year old bearded professional, that like sports and is great in bed. also smells like clean laundry and is a great cook.