Great post, Karen! Don’t forget, you’re also cooler than your son.

Let’s not throw stones. Who among us hasn’t overcooked it in that exact tunnel multiple times?

It’s time for a new Beetle. And no, not the Golf-based New Beetle, but a sub-Golf rear engined 2 door with manual steering, windows, and door locks for under $13,000. And Dan Gurney’s counter rotating 1.8 two cylinder will fit quite nicely in the back.

If I had a chance to retire, get bored, then people begged me to come back and get paid millions more dollars for something that is a literal party while getting to drive some of the fastest cars ever... yeah I would do it.

I’m going with gamers wearing nomex racing suits as my personal object of hatred.

This fanboost thingy is the stupidest idea ever to grace a competition. Call it a stupid show, not a race.

They just did.

Perry was the governor of Texas for 15 years. Texas is ranked first in energy production, including over twice the wind capacity of any other state. Even if he knows nothing about energy, apparently he knows people that do.

Why do non-Americans have to not put a V8 in all the things... why? superiority complex? The Rover V8 was enough?

so we can make shit go faster than it did stock. next question?

Are we sure we do not want to ENCOURAGE Russia to send more of its navy out? At its current rate of deterioration, entropy would destroy the Russian Navy before we ever need to fire a shot.

“That Russian aircraft carrier is under attack!”
“Negative, sir; it just does that.”
“Oh.”

Countries that want to project power/protect their foreign interests without causing World War 3, I guess?

No, it’s not stupid at all. The race organizers are saving a ton of money by promoting a race with a historical title.

Is it the World Series when only 1 or 2 countries compete?

the orange man does seem to be selecting complete lunatics, so I do think you’ve got a shot!

Should have showed this to David Tracy before he got rid of his beater Accord. The honda 4 banger with stick is the king of high volume (as in many were made) gasoline cars for extreme mileage.

How do you play the bottle game? Simple. You hit the bottle.

Don't most (if not all) modern cars automatically lock the doors when you put the car in *shudder* drive?