Was his condition that his heart is enormous? Sure sounds like it.

The Road Not Bakin’

Am I the only ones who always wants these to be funny, but then clicks and realizes it's just a bunch of stupid words lumped together?

I’m just going to take this opportunity to post what might be the best block I’ve ever seen live:

We had a lab who was the same way. She was an amazing dog. Would swim and run for hours.

Hound owner here (Black and Tan Virginia Foxhound/Beagle rescue). I’m not surprised that an industrious hound did that. However, we just did the training montage from Rocky IV in the backyard. My man is OUT. Our hound is the kind of hound for whom porches were designed.

My favorite is the headline will be something like “Shady can’t stop talking about Chip” even though they’re the ones that keep asking him about it

Judging from that photo, I think it’s safe to say that Chip is finally ready to take over Callahan Auto.

One of the best SNL scetches of all time.

Re: Diversification of Assets:

Fat guy touchdowns are the best. Not this one. The Eddie Lacy TD later in the game.

Yeah, not so much. Most of the time, you’re alternately bored or being amazed at the dumb shit drunks will do or say. Of course, you could also be carding people too young to get in, then listening to them as they beg you to break the law and let them in. Or, you could be escorting people out who think the bathroom is…

What got me was that cover of the NatGeo was flames (this cover:

Man. That ravioli with the magazines on the stove is so. fucking. good. That is a whole new level of trolling.

Well your name is Pizza Steve so I’ll take your word for it. Unless Burrito Bill comes to contradict you.