<3 Hugs to you. I don't know you but I know you're doing a far better job than I could ever imagine doing. You're a warrior.

She sounds so fucking real. I salute her.

Ridiculously cheap compared to what? Congrats if you are in a position to consider $45,278 for tuition alone cheap, but not in my universe.

Here’s this for a fucking agreement: pay your goddamn employees a living fucking wage. Harvard, and almost every other private higher education institution cost too much fucking money to attend, for ANYONE who works on that campus to be struggling (I’m looking at you alma mater, and all those adjunct professors that…

I believe this only because that whole family is trash.

I used to make that argument back in undergrad, and I’m so glad to have sufficiently grown the fuck up. Also I hate my younger self. But in young me’s defense, shit was never so dire then as it is in 2016.

Stan, Smitty, Boob, Biff, Jim. Have you ever heard a whiter, douchier sounding group of names?

Fuck any grown man that goes by the name “Billy”.

Greasy Chinese food and cheap white wine! Fave!

So sorry. I know it’s probably devastatingly painful now, but take comfort in the fact that it’s temporary and definitely will pass. Until then, there’s always wine, and youtube videos of animals doing cute things! Sending you lots of healing love!

Seriously. Those should have been the last words out of Howard Stern’s garbage can of a mouth.

YES. MORE THINGS. GIVE US ALL THE THINGS. 4 MORE WEEKS.

I don’t even care about this. The presidential candidate for one of our major political parties is on tape joking about sexually harassing/assaulting women. Like, who honestly gives a shit about this?

Fuck parenting.

I’m so glad to know that sitting in the car a few extra minutes is a more universal experience than I thought lol. Sometimes, it’s all you can do to feel like you’re not going to suffocate. I grew up steeped in respectability politics, and to this day occupying mostly white spaces. I’m only just coming to terms with…

I literally cackled. Thank you.

And my parents as well.

We lost Prince, we lost Alan Rickman, we lost Bowie, but these fuckers just keep on ticking...

JFC THANK YOU!!!

Why? Who? Who is asking for this???