Considering how easily one’s name can be tarnished without any credible evidence, I’m OK with the names of pieces of shit being released only when they are either found guilty in a court of law or admit to it.

Wait a sec... I’m all for abusers being forced out and losing public-facing jobs and roles because of credible allegations, but am I wrong in believing that they should actually be... you know... NAMED first?

I think when you’ve got Chloe lying - claiming the existence of proof but never being able to produce it or explain why you’re not producing it seems a lot like lying to me - it’s fair to say they’re “debunked”.  This isn’t a ‘he said/she said’ situation anymore, because she’s been found to have been demonstrably…

It’s a hell of an accomplishment to give birth to a child, no doubt. But then you gotta shit on men for no good reason just to bump up your hyperbolic article about how Superman don’t have shit on a pregnant woman, and... blugh.

The former was a stroll? How many years did you train to get your body into shape to do those marathons?

“probably as physically draining as running 5,000 marathons over a terrain of hot coals and quick sand.”

So by this assertion then, obese people are much like extreme weight lifters? As they carry around hundreds of extra pounds every waking hour for years and years at a time...

We have all shapes and sizes of fried potatoes. I imagine that the skinny sticks take less time to cook and that’s why they are ubiquitous at fast food places. Regular restaurants tend to have fatter fries.

While this is a fair point, I think the marginal utility of french fries is still pretty high for the first 20 fries, which is all that is being considered here.

I’ve found that, in general, people really don’t get the idea of diminishing marginal utility.

Not if you're  day drinking.

I mean, living in Phoenix is pretty much living in an Air Fryer. 

(10 minutes or so drive thru to drive way, so not close enough to be convenient)

Science agrees. Microwaving fries is disastrous.

Never use an insulating bag.  They get steamed and go limp.  Better cold than soggy

You cannot revive fried potatoes in a microwave, like you cannot revive cold coffee in a microwave. This is akin to a shambling zombie as compared to a species that gave us Christina Applegate and the guy who invented the Rubik’s Cube.

Any economist will tell you that your methodology is seriously flawed by not taking into account diminishing marginal utility. Even assuming the quality of the fries remains constant, your enjoyment of them will decrease with every subsequent test.

Since we had a kid, our McDonald’s fry situation has been abysmal, it takes about ten minutes or so to get home and he wants fries on the road. It wasn’t great before then and I’m ashamed to admit that I’ve considered getting a insulated bag even before the boy showed up.

They can be resurrected with a squirt of malt vinegar and 40 seconds in the microwave.

I finally broke down and went to McDonald's the other night just to get fries, your timing pretty much checks out.  After about 15 minutes they're only edible if you slather them in ketchup and mayo.