Poor you

He’s no 3rd Bass. Hell, he’s not even House of Pain.

a. Free speech isn’t a concern of Google of Facebook. They are businesses.

Didn’t he like, cover a cat in vegetable oil and toss it in a campfire? What a fucking monster.

Who would’ve thought DJ gigs at Olive Garden would pay that kind of money?

I haven’t seen Making a Murderer, but didn’t they leave out a bunch of evidence that makes Avery look super guilty?

The best part about the website is the super annoying song that plays. There’s a volume button and if you click anywhere near it, the volume goes up and then the button does nothing.

A Cure for Wellness had a great trailer.

Turkeys watching YouTube videos of some ted talk about how modifying their genes slightly could make them more like the fierce dinosaurs of caveman days

Predator again

Barking up the wrong tree, Doc. I’m not proposing anything, just stating an opinion. Humanity uses the internet poorly.

I read this and I suddenly feel elated that newspaper are a dying medium.

I *hate* polite midwestern Nazis.

Right on pizza!! I’m TK’s bestie & we accept both your answer and your critique, Dokterrock! For a power pop guitar god, TK loved musicals (both live albums called Showtunes), he adored the Sound of Music, acted in the school production of West Side Story, and as a little boy he cried and cried til his beloved mom…

Wow...thanks...for that.

What an ass faced two hole!

When his cat died

They should make an adult version of Chuck E Cheese, kind of like Dave & Busters only you can fuck the animatronics.

This. I am beyond done with the moping and pissing and whining. People didn’t wallow in misery like this after fucking 9/11, for shit’s sake.

Depends on who you voted for. I voted Hillary and actually enjoyed this article, even if it’s not satirical. It’s a good balance to this site and all of the other Post-Gawker sites.