That’s one sexy cow cartoon. Would bang.

Al Franken: retire binch.

The sex scandals are going to take out every single movie from contention except for the Emoji movie. That’s your winner.

Or that a Meryl Streep movie is bland as hell.

The only reason he has an impact is because that stupid Donald is picking a fight with him.

To me, yes, but I think a lot of people deserve to die.

A lot of them Cubans that are dissidents are kind of rightwing nutjobs.

Castro was good to black people. He only fucked with the rich white assholes.

Oh no, he will destroy my fond memories of... Grease?

To be fair, it’s not really that hard to not enjoy Travolta’s work.

He’s supposedly gay tho. So is one of the uglier Jonas brothers. I wonder if they’ve ever made out with each other.

That type of shit happens to me all the time tho when I become late. Like, “i couldn’t find my keys, then I could find my wallet, then I couldn’t forgot to take my meds, then I had to go poop like really badly” etc.

Or maybe it was that we were arming fundamentalists in Syria, which we were, and she got mad about that.

It’s good that he’s replaced with a woman.

I was personally intrigued with the inter-species love triangle between the talking sexy genetically engineered dinosaur woman in a red evening dress and Chris Pratt and Rafe Spall. She seemed so jealous when those two kissed. The CGI did good.  

To save the dinosaurs from a volcano?

Poor Nolan. His best reviewed movie ever, and it’s probably not going to happen for him, eh.

You can always flame the stupid white guy up there who wants to talk about how black men rape a lot or something.

Native American women have it worse than black women, and that is mostly because of white men, so...

I remember really liking Night and the City, but also thinking there was no way a beautiful woman like Gene Tierney would fuck with such a loser unless she smoked crack.