My husband would have good intentions, too, but I don’t have much confidence in someone who can’t be trusted to scoop the litter boxes every day remembering to take a pill every day.

My husband is an internist, he recommends birth control for endometriosis! He found a formula that helped mitigate my period woes, I believe it has less estrogen. (Obvi Check with your doctor!!)

Same! I think I was like 13 when I went on birth control. No, your period should not render you bedridden for the first 2 days, and no, you shouldn’t be changing your super plus tampons every hour. I’m very lucky my mom was a registered nurse at an ob/gyn clinic, so she knew this was a problem and wasn’t horrified to p…

I honestly think that’s what the neverending insta videos are for: showcasing her “outrageous” personality in hopes of scoring a reality show deal.

In lay terms: A lot of people don’t wanna get pregnant.

Oh. Well then, carry on apparently...

We get it, Cardi. You’re a Cool Girl.

Of course it is.

Same. There’s no way it wasn’t planned. They want people to be talking about them to keep in the public eye. Cardi is a glorified 1 hit wonder who is trying to stay relevant. Wouldn't be surprised if they get a reality show soon. 

Certainly not the way she’s describing it. Sounds like something someone would say performatively, to impress a guy. It’s like women in porn films, sucking on dildos- nobody does that shit in real life. Miss the person a dick is attached to, and therefore his dick, sure. Miss just sucking on the dick? Nuh uh.

Surprised anyone actively enjoys it at all.

I’ve had one partner —only one— where blowing him was actually a part of my own fantasies. But that guy was an unparalleled human in every single possible way, a generous lover and a true prince among men. And Offset sure as hell ain’t that.

I’m in the camp that believes Offset going on stage was a stunt and she was in on it. Just seems like made up drama.

The Cardi B/Offset drama is about as scripted as an episode of Real Housewives. Can we just ignore them for a bit? Please?

But all of them are dispensable.

That feels...performative.

Who is this person? And why is she apparently the only thing Jez is interested in discussing for two straight weeks?

That slurping coffee between every word is so fake and fucking annoying. 

I flat-out do not believe that any woman actually misses the act of performing oral sex on a man. Do not believe it.

No dick is irreplaceable, Cardi!!!