I don’t care about Beyonce like that (anymore) but the sentiment + that gif made my morning.

I cannot look at that stupid spelling without hearing Keegan Michael Key in my head every time.

My parents recently told me that during homecoming week when they were in high school, they’d grease up pigs and try to catch them during the assembly (WHAT. THE. FUCK). I went to the same high school, and man, things had changed in the 20 or so years between when they attended and when I did.

they are a guilty pleasure of mine.

You knew it was coming!

St. Mary’s = Catholic hospital. Hell to the no, ESPECIALLY for anything related to women’s health.

I swear I read about this weeks ago.

I saw a short trailer for this film. It looks like she got yet another role that should have been played by a 30+ year old. I think she’s only been in two movies that were age appropriate for her: Winter’s Bone and The Hunger Games. I bet she’ll be playing George Clooney’s wife within a year.

Liz Hurley was also into it, 25 years ago.

Highly doubt this was against her will. She seems to do whatever the fuck she wants. Like when she stole my $12 and two hours of my life watching the abysmal “Mother.”

Those models look like concentration camp victims that just got chased through the Star Trek costume department.

Why did you say, “my dad”?

The only terrible people here are the ones not laughing.

I need to know who even invited Fergie to sing, one, but two, to sing the National Anthem in front of people and cameras.

It was a trash rendition of a trash song which was very appropriate. Everyone should sing it that way if you’re going to sing it at all.

Your article’s tone seems a bit over the top.

This, that’s what I’m trying to figure out too.

Hold on. Back up...