My Babel fish translates all that as “take Thursday and Friday off.”

He’s been *very* strict on commercial aviation. When the commercial aviators called him up and said ‘Can we do some crashes this year?’ he said ‘NO WAY GUYS!’

“...Jaffe represented Moore’s son Caleb Moore in 2016 in a case involving drug charges.”

Is he really taking personal credit for no airplane crashes?

So for the first time we’ll have a black savior hero(ine) saving a group white people?

Wait...is this a metaphor for current Democratic politics?

After reading the comments under the LA Times white women extravaganza and the Cher nonsense, I can’t wait to see the white feminist thoughts this article will inspire. *Don’t disappoint me Jezebel commentariate.

LW, from someone who’s been there: He will never change. It will only get worse. Leave now before he seriously hurts you. Go to thehotline.org for resources and help if you need to—and/or to your friend who’s been telling you to leave him! (There’s [almost] always a friend who sees it before you do.)

SHUT UP. How did I never hear about this?

My bets are on either pregnancy makes her orgasms 10x better or she gets horny when the baby kicks.

Adding, it is also the ultimate goal of every woman everywhere. Marry someone rich (bonus if he’s hot and controlling) and then make babies yay!

I assumed she’s pregnant because in the third Twilight book, Bella was pregnant. Since EL James can’t create her own plot upon pain of death, her Bella stand-in is knocked up too.

It’s giving me a little House Bunny vibe, too.

She’s pregnant because at it’s heart this is a deeply conventional story of boring rich people. She’s pregnant because they got married, and that’s what unimaginative authors have married people do.

“This new trailer focuses on Anastasia Steele”

“Me-sa gonna stick something up your butt, Christian”

Yes, but why do the vampires have guns?

God these movies are so boring how have they progressed so quickly?! Ugh

I am not optimistic, lol

I believe you’ve commented under the wrong article, but it many ways, it has added to this plain low fat yogurt of a man’s art?