The “beej skills,” as you so elegantly put it, may have been the beginning, but the Kardashian Empire is way, way more than that now. 

Well, beauty is subjective of course. But she had a successful modeling career and landed an A-List husband, so enough people found her beautiful for her to make it work.

I would say that Kylie created social media’s current standard of beauty. Even natural beauties like Olivia Munn, Chrissy Teigan, Jennifer Love Hewitt have Kylie-d themselves. It’s really sad.

Nice! I know someone who used to volunteer there. She loved it.

Turpentine Creek?

No, I agree. There is zero chemistry between them which only emphasizes the relationship’s falsity. 

These two need to stop. Their fake PR relationship is boring.

I was thinking this too. I had two friends induced in the last few weeks and I wondered if hospitals are just trying to get through labor and deliveries as quickly as possible.

Hmm I don’t know. I think Chris O’Dowd is hot and funny on screen, but I get the vibe that he might be an asshole IRL.

Serious question: Is anyone having sex right now? Personally I haven’t found quarantine to be as sexy as it sounds...

I used to love his Bernadette Peters videos back in the day.

Please see a real doctor ASAP too. 

I mean, I get it, but it can be difficult to plan this way. For those of us on the west coast, it can take forever to get to Europe, for example. Direct flights are usually too expensive. 

lol! The shade. 

I have high hopes, although Gael Garcia Bernal seems too young to play Arthur?

That’s a pretty big generalization. There are wine regions all over the U.S. and plenty “good ones.”

Ha, sorry! Damn Kinja.

Actually, lavender can be toxic to cats. If you have pets, it’s really best to just skip the essential oils.

Forearm planks are way harder!

I mean, it wasn’t in great taste and she obviously should have thought it through. But presented in context with the book cover, it doesn’t seem malicious.