LOL this is amazing.

I’m happy to see that! He might have changed his views in the past year or so. For a while there he was posting a lot of kumbaya-let’s appreciate our differences instead of trashing the president-type posts that made me suspect he was on the other team. Also the zillions of kids is usually a red flag. 

Me too! Although I think he unfortunately might be a Trump supporter, judging by some of his Instagram captions.

I’m guessing 5'3".

?? Is this a serious question? lol.

Do you remember high school? Anything that made you different made you a target. It gets better, but those four years can be hell for anyone who doesn’t fit in.

lol, yes.

The book was fucking terrible so this pleases me greatly. 

What a pretty boy!

They are such sad animals. It is disgusting that they were bred to this point.

*Raping.

*Raped children. Let’s not skirt around the issue.

Yeah, I’m familiar with the area you’re talking about. :) If I lived on the Coast it would be Yachats or Florence probably, but I realize I’d probably have to work remotely to be able to afford it.

I love the coast, but there is no economic opportunity or many people under the age of 65.

Oregon doesn’t either. It’s weird!

This entire article is confusing. I get the overall point but the sentences are slapped together.

Stories that are 4-6 weeks old are “breaking news” by Jezebel standards.

Pretty sure everyone sees the resemblance. 

Yes, I know? I was agreeing with you. 

It is seriously concerning how much outrage there is for an obviously satirical post.