It is seriously concerning how much outrage there is for an obviously satirical post.

Ok now THAT is interesting gossip.

Why, what happened?

Epstein does own a money management firm based in the U.S. Virgin Islands, where he owns an actual 78-acre island, complete with a very curious temple with a lock that seems designed to keep people inside.

lol, sorry to break it to you, but you were also in the grays.

I’ve totally been there so I get it! I think crushes are natural, even when you are happily married. It will probably fade in time. 

Ouch. Definitely go with the second place, $500 savings per month will make a big difference. The bells and whistles sound great but are there to appease the parents, not the kids. Toddlers and preschoolers will be just fine without STEM, plenty of time for that later.

The best advice I have is to look at him like any other man. I don’t doubt that he is funny, charming, etc., but I guarantee he leaves skid marks in the toilet just like the rest of them.

Does she have an Instagram? That could be why. 

My town has lots of city-owned/maintained pools but they are completely overrun with children at all hours in the summer. A hotel pool sounds heavenly!

CEO, CFO, CMO, etc. Usually referred to as the C Suite. 

Celebrities drive their own gossip mills. This will they/won’t they is in the news cycle because she wants it to be. 

I’m sure he is there for her, just not fully in the way that she wants. 

Yes, I’m aware. He dated January Jones shortly before she announced her pregnancy though.

Agreed, she seems way more committed to their friendship than he does. And I suspect she loves him and hopes he’ll come around in time.

Interesting! I thought it was Jason Sudeikis. 

She died of HIV/AIDs. She tells Forrest she’s sick with an unknown virus and it’s the early 80s at that point in the movie.

Well, it could have been recorded before its release date, but she was in poor health which makes it suspect. 

I’ll be Gone in the Dark! And seconding In Cold Blood.

I was going to say the same thing. As soon as she said they were both women, I thought, Ah, that makes sense then.