Your post gave me chills! I was disappointed not to see it on the list. 

Congrats on a truly original and hilarious comment, you should be so proud. 

My biggest pet peeve (after the “Trump is president, har har” stories) is the people who state they lived in a haunted house and then proceed to list 5-10 separate incidents that happened there. Just pick one story and tell it!

Thank you! WTF was that shit?! 

Your story was terrifying! I’m confused as it to why they chose obviously fake ones over yours.

UGHH. Yeah he definitely sent you that hat. What a fucking creep!

I love this story! And I hope Ms. C and Jason lived happily ever after. 

That is chilling. I’m so glad you moved away.

Holy shit. Was that the last time you ever saw or heard from him? I’d be so scared to have a social media presence or any other way for him to track me.

WTF! I have so many chills. 

I’m late to The Florida Project but it’s on my list! I keep meaning to check it out.

I recently rewatched Real Women Have Curves and it was great, America Ferrara is so relatable in it.

THANK YOU. I hope a ghost haunts anyone who does that. 

Oh god that is so scary. Does Tinder allow you to report creeps? 

OMG stop. 

That’s because it’s a stale joke that clogs up the feed.

Don’t be a dick.

HOLY SHIT

I didn’t get the Ladybird love either. I thought it was fine but forgettable.

That’s great. My point was that it’s not marketed towards men in their 20s, so it’s not surprising that Timothee hadn’t read it.