@tucker augie'ben'doggy: If you replace 'lasers' with weed, then ADD lasers, then yes.

Does this mean that one day Dick Cheney will for once have a heartbeat?

Most of these guides to problems while using and searching for movies (via bittorrent / *ahem* other means) can be avoided with No Script / Flash Block / AdBlock+

hook this up to a clapper and you are set!

@CandyBacon: Where's Samuel Mutha Fuckin' Jackson?

@j14: This was the only funny thing about that god damn movie.

@Mike Zuniga is a Photographer Apparently: Someone took the time to teach everyone to say shit in all the languages on our planet. You don't think they would take the time to add another language.

"Drink Ovaltine"

@joe.glass: You are limited by others upload speeds.

Coming from someone that has 700+ movies on their computer, and almost a 1TB of music: Shut up you big baby. It was free.

@tenazrael: Like our money isn't wasted on worse items then highspeed broadband access for the masses.

@abates25: Heart'd.

Quick answer: Build your own.

@victorybydeath: Yet here you are, reading and commenting. Just saying.

To everyone bitching about this topic: Wipe the sand out of your buhjoina and take a deep breath.

@aec007: If they don't want it they don't have to pay for it, but it would be available to those that do want it. How is that a bad thing?

@aboriginee: Ummm, wouldn't adding high speed access consist of making more jobs to fill that function, and give people access to more jobs / job listings online?

@sid9221: <3 iPhone users (female that is)...wait my girl has an iPhone...*doh*

#corrections