Worse, Pennsylvania.

Your an idiot - Why, never in the Earth’s six-thousand-year history has there ever been a comment so dumb!

This is when the scorekeeper just writes, “FU” marks the two runs and moves to the next batter.

In my mind, it’s what makes baseball the best sport. No other professional sport has fuckups this entertaining. 

Security was told by both managers to walk, not run at any fan entering the field of play to combat the heat.

In their defense, it’s Dallas. The only unarmed person in that room was Oswald.

I was at the game today and saw the entire thing develop. His intention was not to get to Brad Miller. From my eye his target was the umpire. He had his phone in hand and Bryce Harper has just been called out on strike three on a pitch that was clearly a ball. My theory in the stands was that he was trying to show the…

Exactly. And where the hell did he come from? Whoever was working security that day should be suspended or at least docked pay for sleeping on the job.

In all seriousness, the complete lack of a reaction by security is pretty scary.

He’ll get off on an insanity plea. Anyone wearing jeans and TWO shirts outside on a day like this has got to be nuts.

“I think Sabathia is trying to communicate that whatever words caught Garcia’s attention were intended for home plate umpire Phil Cuzzi”

Apparently I read lips better than I read articles!

I think it was “it’s a fucking breaking ball!” Everyone knew a position player losing control of a breaking ball was neither surprising nor dangerous - except, apparently, the home plate umpire.

And Turner gets HBP A LOT.  So if anyone on the Dodgers has a legit gripe with getting hit, it’s him.

Love this. I Welcome more of your assessments on melee’s and possibly even bruhaha’s

I love Turner mouthing “it’s fucking baseball” like if this were any other two players there would be a blood feud started over that pitch.  Turner is just one of the cool ones.

Turner was happy to take a base, and I doubt he expected to change the ump’s mind. There’s nothing wrong with him throwing in his two cents in support of what he saw as an honest mistake. 

Nah, this was way more entertaining than adhering to baseball’s stupid, archaic unspoken ‘rules’.

Everything about this is so great!

Just out of curiosity, *could* an umpire take back an ejection? Aside from the fact that they won’t because umps never admit when they’re wrong (remember that the ump that admitted to blowing the call that cost Andres Gallaraga a perfect game faced blowback from the union). Could an umpire even say “you know what... I…