Coming soon to a fascist dump (e.g. Virginia, Florida) near you.

Don't cut yourself on all that edge.

In a world where Metroid Prime got turned into a soccer game, I’ll count my blessings and just be happy that Ni no Kuni II didn’t turn out to be the MOBA.

I know it’s a bummer for longtime fans, but honestly changing the combat style was their only option. I think even longtime fans would recognize the clunkyness of the original when they see it combined with a modern skin, but even if they are okay with it, newcomers wouldn’t be. It isn’t like games of that style can’t…

$7.00 would be reasonable for 10 year old games.

I’ve played 2,3, New Vegas before, I just really love the world of Fallout. The whole idea of the vaults and their weird experiments is intriguing to me. Plus I like the exploration and discovery aspects of the game. It just hits all the right notes for what I like.

Well, as Arthur C. Clarke once said, “Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.” And the Institute has some pretty bomb technology, so!

the dreamcast, the ps2, the game cube, and the xbox will always be the last generation of consoles for me that were really pushing the limits of creativity before the suits and goldman sachs took over the industry

I do. Plenty of people do. Perhaps you should have said “I don’t care”, but then, nobody would care that you don’t care. Why didn’t you just skip the article?

What a great machine. The graphical leap when I first fired up Soul Caliber was stunning in a way that the subsequent generations have not quite recaptured. And Jet Set Radio was the best. I’m lucky that I ever got “Super Brother” out of my head.

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Sega Japan’s tweet was so damn cute. It’s in first-person.

Most important overlooked nugget of info in Blackfish: Virtually everyone in the movie cites SeaWorld as their childhood inspiration for becoming a marine biologist or animal trainer.

Lord March can recognize deez nutz. The new-old E-Types are legit.

Everything Valentine knows about the Mysterious Stranger is in a note under one of the beds in his office. It’s hilarious.

I’ve had a Brahmin stuck on a roof in Sanctuary for the past month of in-game days, but the performance of it being stuck up there is fantastic.

Bethesda: “Wahhh I’m mad at you because you didn’t text me back”
Kotaku: “Honestly I don’t care, I just want to get laid. That’s what everyone wants from you. Deal with it”

I didn't play Final Fantasy IX until about 2003. In fact, I'd barely played any RPGs. I never had a Super Nintendo or a PlayStation, but my best friend let me borrow his tiny PSone for an entire summer because he had a PlayStation 2 that did the job. He handed me the system, and a stack of SquareSoft games, and that…