Plus there is the whole, “let’s recruit nazi-wannabes around the world to come and fight with us”

Terry Crews as himself or Terry Crews as the Camacho character would have beat Hillary and Trump, individually or in a threeway election.

I am now the proud owner of a Yugo. Does anyone know where to get parts for a Yugo? Please help. Also tell me what we should do to this thing.

True. But at least they were conquering land that abutted America. Since then, we’ve sent the Marines to kill and die on land far, far away.

What a bunch of fucking douchbags destroying public property.

Japan wouldn’t have attacked Pearl Harbor if they had the ability to control the Pacific and its resources and trade routes.

And why was it designed to draw blood every time you need access the frunk or check the oil?

Again, Japan never had any intention of taking over Hawaii. It was always a hit-n-run mission as payback for us cutting off their oil and rubber supply. The deaths of Marines there had zero influence on whether or not the Kingdom of Hawaii would speak english in the future.

You mean the Cuban missile crisis where we almost ended human civilization in a shower of nukes but were saved by cooler heads in Russia who decided that them doing what we are currently doing wasn’t worth a nuclear holocaust?

Japan never had the ability to take over Hawaii.

The Mexican American war was the last time Marines died to get or protect what is now American land from people who didn’t speak english. Other than that, there is only the indian genocide where Marine action might have prevented a future where people didn’t speak english in what is currently America.

The Russians already have Kaliningrad that has the same water access as anything from Poland.

Like a typical Ukrainian Oligarch you mean?

Do you realize the bricks that would be shat in Washington if Russia ran a bunch of Tank drills and mock invasions from the Mexican desert?

Scuba gear + carpeted storage location = car smells like rotting seaweed forever.

Heavy NATO buildup on Russian borders (in violation of assurances given to Gorbachev) could easily be seen by such a paranoid nation as intention to invade.

At least they had a vial of powder and CGI bioweapon-lab-trucks to sell the “WMD in Iraq” line.

Combine Nazi ideology with a oligarchic kleptocracy and you have the current Ukrainian government. The only reason they haven’t fallen to Russia already is due to massive amounts of free money from the US and EU. But that well is drying up and their sugar daddies are beginning to see that no amount of money is too…

Like Mexico will have any oil to sell anyone in the near future as their current production is just about equivalent to their current consumption. Pretty soon they will be coming hat in hand asking for cheap oil from the US and Canada to keep the gasolinazo protests from toppling the state.

I came back one night to find a neighbor (young lady) adding oil to her car using a funnel made out of magazine paper in the dipstick hole.