After watching so much Top Gear, when i see Prius written some where, i pronounce it pry-us.

Ooooh, does he say the word “quirk” in this one?!

Is there any other kind?

What’s louder? The VTEC intake honk or the Honda reverse gear whine?

I wonder upon being robbed if the train driver was like “get mi-ata here”.*

Parsh Fan* Falls Into Deep Hole of Agony and Woe, Lamborghini Spits Down the Hole, Life Meaningless Once More

If you are curious, here were the alternate headlines:

“I’ll sYc for $75,000. Brandt can’t watch or he has to pay a hundred.”

Benlama: Been there too...not on a test drive but I had a coworker who just would not take a hint. One day he made the mistake of slapping my ass on the showroom floor (which is completely monitored by cameras). So I just calmly walked up to the business manager and had her look at the footage. She pretty much said…

if it had happened in japan, they would of had it fixed in a month or two.

I like Long’s roof.

The 4th owner of any performance car, am I right?

Hopefully its never tailgated by these guys.

not enough rust.

I believe the bridge lost this ability due to heat:

That’s when you know it’s officially Too Damn Hot Out.

The new Michigan Avenue bridge is really long.

Agreed.  With just a little bit more power they could have just driven it instead of towing it.

If only the GT86/FR-S/BRZ had more power this could have been completely avoided