Sure, but is she WHITE? That’s the important question.

Dude, even a good portion of the COLLEGE kids I teach look to my old ass like 14 year olds. Even the CONCEPT of making a move on one is so, so gross.

Yup. I think it’s great the movie was made, I’m very happy that the creators have been able to pull up a chair at the trough of Hollywood and join in. And I certainly don’t think it needs to be a great or groundbreaking film. I’m just happy asian kids are seeing themselves as something other than martial arts experts,…

Let’s see some fucking photos of what the entry ways looked like for both apartments. I’m sorry, even if the layouts were the same, you couldn’t possibly walk into someone else’s apartment and think it was yours. Decorations, furniture, paint, whatever-- no fucking way. 

Years ago we had a white woman in charge of our diversity movement at an office job I had. When she wanted to really get in good with the poors she’d talk about living in a section of a town that was “mere blocks” from “the really bad section of town”. hahahaha-- what? So, like, what? The milkman didn’t deliver…

I’m not, in anyway, saying that being a game reviewer/journalist what ever is an easy gig. It’s not-- deadlines, often low pay (even on the big sites), etc. That said, if you can’t even be assed to play and report on games (and most of these are fun, good games) then how fucking lazy are you? Get another job, you have…

If there are 3 open seats in a movie theater, take the seat next to your male friend.

I’ve seen a number of latin dudes with swastika tattoos. 

Gaming is like any addiction— people who haven’t actually dealt with the reality of it think it’s just a matter of will power or being responsible. People think addicts just really like doing the thing they do and are too lazy to stop. It’s not until you actually form a true addiction that you understand that it is,…

Welp, looking those up now ;)

You’re on fire, dude-- third article of yours I’ve read this evening top to bottom. All really good stuff! Do you write anywhere else currently? Or is that gauche to ask for plugs that aren’t Kotaku-related on... Kotaku? Anyway, enjoying your work a lot! Thanks. 

Bad Dudes. 

I have always adored this game and loved its uniqueness. Thank you for writing such an in depth article on it.

They need to rename that entire issue, “Why You Takin’ So Long in the Bathroom?” Issue. 

So they let her have the food she just couldn’t eat it there.

Borat never did it for me and I found a lot of it just mean-spirited. Probably has to do with the fact that I’m married to an Eastern-European who is a liiiiiitle sick of the, “Oh eastern-europeans and the like are dirty poor uneducated people and they fuck goats” [which is basically the joke at the beginning of the…

I understand it’s a very different culture in someways but I think some things are universal in terms of human beings: I’ve never worked at a place that treated their employees in these overly controlling and cruel ways and had it be GOOD for the company. Eventually people either crack and just don’t care until they…

I know we’ve known this for a very long time, but this current situation with the tearing of children from their parents and then throwing them in cages reiterates just what great, obedient little Nazis most white Americans would have made.

I think done well, with care and a healthy attitude having a fling with a younger person can be totally great. I got out of a very abusive relationship once and was feeling low and then was pursed by some one 12 years my junior who had juts gotten out of a relationship with a very immature man her own age. He had a…

All I’ll say is that the few beatings I took in my life actually taught me a LOT.