Screw this.

Bluegrass Motorsports Park in Sparta, KY near the Kentucky Speedway.

So in LA if it rains it’s a disaster, earthquake is a disaster, fires is a disaster, mudslide is a disaster, and if something contains gluten the nation guard is called in.

We’re getting them, again. In NC they were declared illegal because fines from traffic violation have to be given to the local school system, while a percentage of the fines from traffic camera systems have to go to the company operating them.

On the other hand, do the low income motorists in the town have the cash to pay a $95 speeding ticket that they can’t contest with due process? You can’t just assume it’s only affluent drivers getting fined, which means the fines in the first place weren’t OK.

Traditionally, a police officer has to witness you breaking the law to charge you with it. However, now they have an autonomous camera to do the same job. More revenue for the town, as the camera sees all at all times and will send you a ticket even if you had to run that light (like a situation in which if you…

In California they started to rip them out years ago

So does this establish legal precedent so that we can finally start to get rid of those damn things?

Not only that they fine you in Canadian Tire money.

He’s Canadian and got stuck in the snow. Isn’t that considered a felony? Do they strip you of your Tim Horton’s rewards card, or least send you to a jail that doesn’t serve poutine? How is this handled?

Unwilling to suffer the profound indignity of calling a tow truck being arrested for DUI, the man hatched a plan, devious in its drunken simplicity

And that’s why I quit playing GTA Online. Fuck cash cards. Fuck Crookstar.

You are that neighbor I hated every single year I lived with my parents in the suburbs as a kid. You were the guy that came out and stopped my moped because I was riding without a helmet.

What’s wrong with a giant lawn ornament? If it’s neat and not a hazard, who cares? I’d rather have a plane next door than a jackass with 10,000 Christmas lights and inflatable reindeer.

I would not be mad at my neighbor. It is my neighbor’s property.

Maybe new to him. In the video they show an early 2000s ES300

Hashsquatch?

Back in the day I drove a ‘65 Bus that was a chore to clean off, so I would put an little electric space heater inside overnight. Not a drop of snow stuck to the roof (or windshield) and the residual heat got me to work in relative comfort.

“And so, in conclusion, it is my opinion that the third way to kill a mockingbird was the best of the book. The others seemed like they would be too hard. Thank you.”

One time, I forgot about a presentation I had in fourth grade. I didn’t research or read anything. Totally forgot about it for weeks. I did my best to wing it, but I only fooled the other idiot kids in the room, not my teacher. Every time Trump speaks, I hear that presentation.