I'll pay hackers twice the salary these shmucks are offering. Cyber crime is much more profitable ;D

@JabbaB: I'm Canadian and have none of these problems :D Healthcare +1

@infinitezero: The princess is really hot :)

I'm glad I partly read the review on Kotaku before seeing the movie last night. I very much enjoyed it (I don't know if thats just my fanboyism or what but it was very good)

I now want "Super Scribblenauts Turbo HD Remix" on the PS3 and 360.

Looks like the people in that picture are using OSX. I want OSX on my PS3. ALso, give me 5 million fucking dollars.

@AsherR: Ellis :D

This should be NSFW lols

It doesn't say anything about smoking up ;o

@Hey_Blinkon: You made my day bro'

It was a beautiful night. Sam Fisher arrived at the orphanage wearing nothing but a spandex suit and a smile. He spotted a fucking lion guard patrolling the gates. He made his way through the entrance by moving quickly towards his target. As the guard lion ate his meal, Sam crept up behind him and stuck his penis into…

@xlyesterdaylx: Cursive. Wii're here for you.

@ThursdayNext: Don't you mean:

I know people. (My little 10 year old brother), I could give you bigger and more important people (My parents) and I can name names. (Who the hell can't name names?)

@cyphermagnum: The scriptkiddies we know are an improvement of this new generation of douche baggery.

@gregfromtheinternet: Look at those shoulders!

Am I the only one who finds Knife + headshot appropriate in this scenario?

@Shrewsbury: Don't worry, you'll get it 3 years from now.

I'm only left handed when golfing and masturbating.

@liquid_kore: Is the Doctor also an electronics engineer?