Kind strangers on the Internet! Good news! Murphy can get surgery and he’s going to be okay!! It must have been from all your kind vibes sent his way. I started openly crying happy tears in the grocery store line when my dad called me. Yay!!

I am loving the oil/balm type of cleansers, soooo soft. I stopped using any soapy, lathery things on my face. I tried that Ole Henriksen one and liked it because it was like spreading lemon meringue on my face and I didn’t feel dry when I washed it off. It clogged the pores on my forehead though :( . Clinique Take the…

No wonder their guacamole is so damned lame. Proper guacamole needs a FUCK TON of lime juice, and a similar FUCK TON of cilantro (haters to the left). Also sea salt, finely diced grape tomatoes, and a hefty dose of cumin (powder, not whole seeds).

Egads! When I was working at Best Buy back in the day they would put a movie on one of the big ole rear projection TVs and leave it playing. But only the manager would have the remote so usually the movie only played once and then it would get stuck on the menu screen for hours. For Shrek that meant hours of the…

I drank like four Mike’s Hard Lemonades before my mom discovered me and informed me it was alcoholic.

Seems a good idea but it is being brought in by Tony Abbott. This does not compute...

Caroline Hirons blog is theeeee best for skincare. It's changed the way I do everything.

I also have fucked up skin that is super sensitive/super oily/ super horrible. The best thing I've ever used is this clay cleanser from REN. It's expensive but it is worth it. My skin isn't perfect but it is a lot better than it was before I started using this. It doesn't remove make up so I typically use Cetaphil…

Gawd, I knew I would find this in the comments. The fact that it's feminists who are criticizing him the most proves that, once again, feminists are feminism's worst enemies. We say we want allies but I guess by "allies", we mean "silent masochistic punching bags". It's kinda sad when you're just as disgusted by the…

Maybe a little off-topic but until people stop talking about Muslims with the same kind of racist stereotypes used against Arabs (they're barbaric, violent, etc.) no one's gonna convince me that Islamophobia doesn't have a racist component.

Do you know what racists care about? The color of your skin. Do you know what they don't? His "Made in" label.

if that's true then why do countries with strict gun control (Australia, for example) have significantly less gun deaths than countries without sufficient gun control?

i read your first line and didn't read the rest because you're a fucking asshole.

She also played the lead in the movie adaptation of one of Australia's biggest YA series. Before Katniss there was Ellie, Australians who were tween and teen readers in the 90s know this.

tay is everything the end, by adultosaur.

Congratulations, this is the most boring comment in the history of comments.

That's a lot of the days. I can't lie, there have been days where I might have poisoned someone and then later been like, "Oh fuck, I just killed someone." But you can't take back murder, which is a huge buzzkill.

you're on team swift or you hate literally every woman THERE IS NO MIDDLE GROUND

describing Robin Thicke as "the human version of a white leather couch" just made my week. I like to think of him, along with Adam Levine and John Mayer, as part of this three-piece set:

I started out loathing her, right from I Kissed A Girl and All That Matters Is That My Boyfriend Likes it, This is Hot, Right?