You know who DID get his manhood handed to him? Poor old Theon Greyjoy.

I know all the haters are going to come out of the woodworks but whatever. I love the Kardashians. They're so entertaining and kinda remind me of my cousins.

I don't get the point of Giuliana. I just don't.

Giuliana should be the one getting the boot. But she has that entire network eating out of her hands. She must have some interesting videos of the E! executives with Ryan Seacrest because she's not funny, or particularly interesting.

"Nobody knows how many toes you have left when you're wearing boots."

we have english, welsh, scottish, scandanavian, german, french...hell last year a couple chapters even let some italians in.

"Pics or it didn't happen." Duh.

Why do I get the feeling that someone is going to misuse "shade" in regards to this photo. Maybe Kara needs to do a preemptive session of Shade Court.

I done told you George that my name isn't Condi.

"Well, Mr. President I'm sorry that today isn't what you were expecting and I agree that History will almost certainly remember her as being the most important member of the Scooby Gang but Selma, sir, is the city in Alabama"

Best First Lady Ever, or Best First Lady Of All Time...?

My first boyfriend (after I had been independent and single for years) told me while we were cuddling once, "See? Isn't this better than being independent?"

Hey Chris Rock: if I proofread your tweets, will you promise to host the Oscars next year?

Should I come and say dumb, unfunny things in person?

He is in a massive position of power over her. Look at Porn Stashe, could you say no to him? Good thing it's just a show and I still want want to fuck him rotten.

Exactly. There was no need to snark on his entirely positive post — he admitted to not understanding feminism and said now that he does, he's a feminist. How is that not a good thing?

Are we really giving an ally a hard time for not understanding the literal definition of feminism and using societal cues from those around him to inform his idea of what it means? Yes, that was a mistake, but he rectified it, and is doing his best to try and be a good ally now.

Did he have a bad feeling about this?

Don't give me that fucking look... you know what you did.

I've never understood why people were so excited for the Sand Snakes. They do absolutely nothing in the books and the only one whose story might actually go anywhere is Sarella/Alleras