BREAK OUT THE BUBBLY. Lolllllllll.

My little brother was 5 and I was 10 when the first 3 Harry Potter books came out, and our Mama started reading them to us. Totally do it! I think that’s the ideal age personally... Enjoy - some of my favorite memories of my childhood and family are of reading those magical books.

I LOVED Kara’s Vanderpump restaurant crawl. I remember laughing so damn hard. I’m gonna go re-read it now.

Made by the Naval Armed Forces????

It’s true, this info was really hard to find! After the last big trailer came out I was like OK WTF GIVES WHERE IS LUPITA IN THE TRAILER. And then it took me like 20 minutes of googling about to figure it out. And I was all 0_0 oh my maz.

They have had that tagline since ‘07 or ‘08 when the site launched. That has literally always been a part of this blog.

I watch that dumb video of her singing the star spangled banner every time I get the sads! I want what she’s having tbh.

Shallow Ass is a movie I would watch all the time.

So, all of these looks are really piled-on, complicated and uncomfortable looking. BUT, the whole point of this show is dressing up total basics. If you peek past the glittery snakes of sculpture there are some really sexy simple undies, and hell yes I want them, hell yes they would make my dude very excited.

TRUE

the “round one” clowns, one question, WHY? Why are there still 14 candidates? I feel like Bernie’s somewhat unexpected grassroots popularity is egging the bottom dwellers into staying in, as if this massive youth movement will rise up behind them any.... minute.... now....... . .. .

Is everyone a TOTAL Hillary Hater now? I know she is super luke warm, and I really love Sander’s stance on... well, everything. But there is something inside of me that just really, really thinks it is a woman’s turn. And, I think she might do a damn good job. Idk, anybody?

I have a question - Why does the Gawker.com homepage not feature an article about this yet? Why hasn’t it done what is usually done about huge, national breaking news and at least share this post by Madeleine? Just curious...

I got dumped 2 weeks ago today. I have been living with this person for 3.5 years, our whole lives entwined, in a city far away from my family and most of my friends. I am now sleeping on the floor in what used to be my office and art studio, inside of our house. 2 days after he ended it he moved his best friend into…

YAY thank you JES, I love Jenny Hval. Just saw her in Portland 2 weeks ago, stunning performance, cathartic indeed. I got a t-shirt that scrawls ‘soft dick rock’. She is a gem.

Has anyone who calls themselves a member of the BLM movement actually shot anyone?

Macbeth*** Not MacBeth

Wait am I missing something? Why are they not arresting her? When a court orders you to do something, don't you have to do it? In contempt, obstruction, something!!!?!!? I have not watched 400ish hours of law and order for nothing, clearly

fucking MEN ARE WEIRD