Steve Martin is the biggest dick in Hollywood not named John Cusack or Jeremy Piven. Total asshole. Gawker years ago had a story in the comments from someone who had a bad run in with him. Terrible to behind the scenes people.

I have a story from the opposite side of the spectrum. I was harassed by another student, and went to a female professor, and she encouraged my choice to go forward. She didn’t warn me the department had failed women who had experienced worse harassment, including stalking. She said she didn’t want to tell me those…

When I was 18 years old and a college freshman, I was grabbed from behind, dragged into the bushes and raped when I was walking home from my part-time job. I was young and stupid to begin with, but I knew that I needed to report it. I walked back to the hospital where I was working and spoke to security and they…

Nothing inspires confidence like Gillibrand revealing she’s running for President, but can’t be bothered to investigate the other candidates running against her.

Update via Sickthings, the main Alice Cooper fan site:

I love almost everything about Alice Cooper, but I do hope this is something they wouldn't really do. Their kids don't need to lose them both at the same time, at the very least.

He is correct in everything that he’s saying, but it is not deflection. I’m sad that this is supposed to make him look bad. 

Seems like a good time to tell about when I met David Boreanaz. He was at a wedding I was at. I was working the wedding and had to sit in the front row during the ceremony. Angel was sitting in the pew directly behind me and could not stop giggling. Like, little schoolgirl nonstop giggle loop giggling. He also was…

honestly it’s for the best

Best Mistake ever and Mariah is a good sport.

Tan’s been married for over a decade. Karamo is the one most recently engaged.

I feel like we’re one step away from a tp commercial that is just

This is the empirically correct order. 

How’re you gonna dock three of the Chrises for being in ‘Infinity War’ together?  It’s not like they sucked in it or brought the film down.  It’s a frickin’ trifecta of Chrises.  A ‘Chris-fecta’, if you will.  Some might say that you got 3 for the price of 1.  

Totally, completely incorrect. The one true ranking:

Let’s find a different Chris and kick Pratt off! we don’t need his dead weight down there at #4 forever.

I’m here for this order!

Thank you!  I love Chris Pine but Evans should always be #1 if only for his Twitter feed.

I feel Pratt should be removed from the list all together as he still reps Hillsong.

I just feel like Chris Pine kind of looks...generic? My order: