What I do or don’t think about Bernie aside, y’all need to settle on what you think primaries are for. If the point is to run anyone who wants to run and then pick who the party likes best, quit fussing. If the point is to only run general election shoe-ins or only new people or whatever, carry on. But the latter is a…

For me, Bernie Sanders is a little like Jesus Christ.

Oh, I’d be SO on board with an Apartment 23 revival!!!

It’s hard to say but Melissa Rosenberg, the showrunner/creator, found a new job while working on JJ S3 and after the cancellations of Iron Fist and Luke Cage, the writing on the wall might have been clear. So there’s a chance we’ll get some kind of finale if only out of Rosenberg wanting to put a cap on her run.

First “Don’t Trust the B**** in Apartment 23,” now “Jessica Jones.” Both were fantastic.

This is fine and way more about the future of the country than self-aggrandizement.

It’s a shame that Spanish has gone the way of Aramaic and there is no longer anyone around who Kushner could have consulted with who could provide an accurate translation.

I hate that the women in his life seem to be held more publicly accountable for his actions than he is. We either have articles asking women to answer for his crimes, or articles asking when CK and men like him are allowed to return to their “rightful” place in the spotlight. Why do women have to answer for the…

It was the Fyre Festival of halftime shows.

I don’t like to shame people’s tattoos, but... he looks like a 2 page ad from the tattoo shop’s sample book. It’s like that scene in Forgetting Sarah Marshall when she makes fun of Russel Brand’s ensemble of unrelated tats. Now if that’s what you like, cool, free world & all - but it does somewhat look like a college…

At the bar I was at, no one wanted to watch the halftime show. So I pulled up Prince’s halftime show from 2008 and Chromecasted it onto all of the screens. The bar was a lot happier and this may be my superhero moment of 2019.

That kbowing grin after she sings “You just might be a black Bill Gates in the making” is the best 2 seconds of Super Bowl ever. Including the football parts. Bruno, Mark and Chris did the best they could as the most unnecessary hypemen ever but unfortunately just got in the way.

It’s okay everyone. They are not female presenting nipples.

I’m like: Who’d perform at the Super Bowl these days? If there was ever a year to sit this shit out, it’s THIS ONE. So of course we get Adam Levine - who I don’t hate. But some self-awareness would be appreciated. Just, naw. Nope. No ma’am. “NO Ma’am!” in your best grandma voice. “Ain’t havin it!”

It was a boring halftime show but most of them are. The last one that had any impact on me was Beyonce’s. Her Black Panther salute was fearlessly fantastic.

It wasn’t a pastie, it was a nipple shield. A barbel going through the nipple with a shield around it. So, it was exposed, but decorated! 

I can respect Cardi’s mind and her work ethic, be interested to hear her political views, love to chat with her about FDR’s New Deal’s impact on world politics, surmise with her on the impact Elenor had on his personal politics and STILL be pissed as fuck at her for her anti-trans statements.

I think that woman would be triggered by absolutely anything. This has nothing to do with the size of the seats and everything to do with her being an abusive garbage person who moves through life looking for any opportunity to degrade other people while feeling self-righteously aggrieved.