Went to her Twitter feed. She’s welcoming each of her new followers. Anyone that tells you we’re gonna have fun together is either someone you aren’t going to have fun with, or the bad guy from the Saw movies.

How is this disputable?

Maybe throw in a #excommunicated for good measure? And for the laughs.

Also, he’s a former chemist, so he actually is a scientist and science is in his lane, which is the funniest part about all of this “blah blah the Pope should stick to faith” nonsense.

It’s a common military phrase. I hear the husband say that all the time. Her twitter name references the military.

her tweet is so fucking funny. “eppur si muove” like “HEY POPE... WE’RE STILL ALIVE AREN’T WE”

Didn’t you know you can pick and choose which scientist to listen to? Kind of like picking and choosing which Bible passages to follow.

Tweeting for the Pope must be a wierd gig. I would not be able to resist the urge to respond to every disagreement with #infallible

“Former Pennsylvania Sen. Rick Santorum, a Catholic with a history of criticizing Pope Francis, says the pope should leave science to the scientists. “The church has gotten it wrong a few times on science,” he told Dom Giordano, a radio host in Philadelphia, earlier this month. “And I think that we are probably better…

Ex Cathedra is supposed to be spiritual, not scientific. stay in your lane.

Sounds like someone is suffering from “I’m a nice guy gentleman/asshole” syndrome. Devastating disease really... Symptoms include entitlement & obnoxiousness. Sufferers are usually TERRIBLE in bed.

I guess Uncle Jesse forgot his big sister, Pam, was KILLED by a drunk driver!

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That is below what the average has been determined to be, but as long as the sex is great, it doesn’t really matter at all. :)

You can’t have male judges for something like that. They can’t tell the difference between ten and six inches.

Tonight I learned there is a ShipADick.com, and that the holiday ones are oddly compelling.

Its called Schadenfreude. Perez is a man who made millions off of treating women like crap and destroying their self-esteem. He perpetuated this culture of judging and harassing women and now has to live with the fact this his daughter will most likely get the same treatment he meted out for a living. Its like seeing…

What?

His daughter’s name means “my soul” in Spanish, he said, “because I’m cheesy like that.”

It's depressing how much porn culture has changed over the years. My dad used to shoot for Playboy in the late 60's, early 70's, and the behind the scenes rolls are like... The models are basically equals or superior to the other employees, and they're all laughing and smoking and they actually look like old friends…